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Happy Landing
Sunday, October 28, 2012      3 comments

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather l... Read more
WHACK!!!
Saturday, October 27, 2012      13 comments

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate ch... Read more
Time Honored Truths
Friday, October 26, 2012      13 comments

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. 

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 

 One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 

To be intoxic... Read more
I you enjoy Chinese Numerology, this will intrigue you!
Thursday, October 25, 2012      8 comments

Glynis McCants The Numbers Lady    The 2012 Presidential Election Barack Obama   1 4 5 4 2*/3 Attitude  Destiny Number 1 8/4/1961    Joe Biden         7 3 1 2 2*/4 Attitude  Destiny Number  8 11/20/1942     Mitt Romney     2 ... Read more
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS ...
Thursday, October 25, 2012      9 comments

'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'I... Read more
New Pet Device
Thursday, October 25, 2012      11 comments

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.... Read more
Late Night Funny..Bill Maher.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      6 comments

The part of the debate I thought was most telling was when Mitt Romney claimed that Obama did not call the Benghazi attack in September an act of terror until two weeks later. And then Obama said, 'Check the transcript, jerk.' And then Candy Cro... Read more
BBC Poll
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      7 comments

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Hope he used the new strawberry flavored shoe polish!
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      11 comments

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen he... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      7 comments

"Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi? The fried chicken." -Jay Leno "This week in New Zealand, a man who lost his wedding ring in the ocean found it in the water over a year la... Read more
Mitt's Binder Full of Women
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      7 comments

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Pesky Telemarketer
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      10 comments

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he ... Read more
Late Night Funny #2
Monday, October 22, 2012      3 comments

On the subject of equal pay for women, he said that when he was filling cabinet positions as governor of Massachusetts, he went out of his way to make sure he hired women. He said he had ‘binders full of women’, which is a little creepy. Binders... Read more
Late Night Funny #1
Monday, October 22, 2012      2 comments

Couple of things: One, the women’s group was called MassGAP and they approached Governor Romney, not the other way around. And two, my guess is they did not refer to what they presented as a binder full of women, but perhaps as an organized coll... Read more
6 Things We Need To Do To Repair America's Crumbling Democracy
Monday, October 22, 2012      13 comments

After Obama wins the election, we're going to want to rest. But there are some really serious things we need to work on and one is repairing our crumbling democracy...Keep the energy up. www.alternet.org/electio
n-2012/6-things-... Read more

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