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God the Parent

Monday, November 05, 2012      11 comments

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don... Read more

Lie detector

Sunday, November 04, 2012      16 comments

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, ... Read more

Two caterpillars

Sunday, November 04, 2012      6 comments

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things." Read more

Army Brat vs. Navy Brat

Sunday, November 04, 2012      3 comments

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do y... Read more

Late Night Funny #?

Wednesday, October 31, 2012      11 comments

"The European Farmer's Union has announced that because of cold temperatures and drought, grapes aren't growing well and as a result this will be their worst wine harvest in 50 years. Experts are hoping it won't affect prices or threaten the sup... Read more

Ancient Chinese Face Reading

Monday, October 29, 2012      6 comments
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Today's thoughts...

Monday, October 29, 2012      5 comments

I have been thinking all day about the comments I have received about not presenting both sides. Then I realized that this late in the election cycle if I have not made up my mind, then I have not done my research. I would have just sat around... Read more


Monday, October 29, 2012      5 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Donald Trump said he’d give $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college transcripts. Obama responded by sending Trump a full transcript from his alma mater, the University of Shove It Up Your Bum. ... Read more

These Republicans are HATEFUL people!!!!

Sunday, October 28, 2012      10 comments
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Oldie but goodie!

Sunday, October 28, 2012      9 comments

GOOD: A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer als... Read more

Coffee isn't working...

Sunday, October 28, 2012      6 comments

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Finally the NY Times has endorsed Obama… The reasons are clear.

Sunday, October 28, 2012      6 comments
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Happy Landing

Sunday, October 28, 2012      3 comments

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather l... Read more


Saturday, October 27, 2012      13 comments

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate ch... Read more

Time Honored Truths

Friday, October 26, 2012      13 comments

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. 

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 

 One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 

To be intoxic... Read more

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