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Why dogs bark
Monday, November 12, 2012      8 comments

I just researched why dogs bark and the two main reason are BOREDOM and FEAR. There's are ways of dealing with both of them, and people whose dogs bark need to learn these. I've never had a dog so I did not know this. But I do enjoy that Engl... Read more
Dogs bark...
Sunday, November 11, 2012      15 comments

The dogs next door get a little noisy, so one day somebody called animal control to complain. When the officers arrived, I heard my neighbor tell them, "Hey, dogs bark. It's human nature."... Read more
The sweet taste of long term revenge...
Sunday, November 11, 2012      13 comments

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wi... Read more
Important flagship video - spread it!
Saturday, November 10, 2012      4 comments
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Flotsam (Jetsam's out to lunch)
Saturday, November 10, 2012      4 comments

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet. Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the... Read more
Had to share this!
Saturday, November 10, 2012      11 comments

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Let's don't EVER take any responsibility, Okay?
Friday, November 09, 2012      11 comments

Dear Republican Party - Using Karl Rove logic it should be clear that God didn't want Mitt Romney to win! Barack Obama's victory is God's fault, not Karl's... Seriously???? ... Read more
The Big Debate
Friday, November 09, 2012      10 comments

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If... Read more
Thursday, November 08, 2012      10 comments

Email your Senators to get the filibuster cleaned up on the first day of the new Senate. That's the only day they can change the Senate rules with a simple majority. Tell them you want a filibuster to require that the Senator be pr... Read more
The Perfect Shot
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      16 comments

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so... Read more
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      16 comments

I am sooo excited! We won! The evil Republicans with their billion dollars have not vanquished the heart of this nation. Thank God!... Read more
Monday, November 05, 2012      10 comments

~ On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission". ~ On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ~ Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." ~ At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner." ... Read more
God the Parent
Monday, November 05, 2012      11 comments

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don... Read more
Lie detector
Sunday, November 04, 2012      16 comments

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, ... Read more
Two caterpillars
Sunday, November 04, 2012      6 comments

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things." ... Read more

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