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What it REALLY means

Thursday, November 22, 2012      8 comments

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommat... Read more

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012      16 comments

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Oneliners

Wednesday, November 21, 2012      8 comments

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future. Punctu... Read more

MENU ITEMS

Monday, November 19, 2012      7 comments

Although he always ordered just ham and eggs everyday, one customer at the diner always studied the menu carefully each day before ordering. One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he could be made to order anything else. Before gi... Read more

Scared Turkey...

Sunday, November 18, 2012      7 comments

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I'm Beautiful!

Sunday, November 18, 2012      6 comments

LDRICHEL posted this amazing article. I don't have daughters, but it pierced me with the beginning of an understanding that may change my mental image of myself... offbeatmama.com/2012/11/
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What they say...and what they mean

Sunday, November 18, 2012      8 comments

WOMEN`S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = You`ll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = I need to complain. 7. Sure, go ahead = I don`t want you to. 8. Do what you want = You`ll pay... Read more

The Pastor and the Pug

Saturday, November 17, 2012      5 comments

I adore my pug, Mr. Peanut. But hes got a knack for getting himself--and me--curly-tail deep into trouble. Ill never forget the night I hosted the Lutheran Ladies Bible Study: our pastor had agreed to lead the group, so there was a huge turn... Read more

Late Night Jokes for November 16

Saturday, November 17, 2012      6 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving ... Read more

Late Night Funnies 11/15/12

Friday, November 16, 2012      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving ... Read more

YOUR LATE NIGHT FUNNIES FIX

Friday, November 16, 2012      10 comments

"Today was the release of 'Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.' I saw people camped out last night waiting for it. I thought it was some kind of Occupy Toys "R" Us." -Craig Ferguson "The Oxford English Dictionary revealed that its word of the... Read more

Head Scratchers...

Friday, November 16, 2012      11 comments

Ponder these... Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations w... Read more

English Lecture

Friday, November 16, 2012      7 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wher... Read more

More Late Night Funnies

Thursday, November 15, 2012      5 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Everybody is talking about the fiscal cliff. And Id be talking about the fiscal cliff too if I knew what the hell it was. -David Letterman Late Night Funny #2 Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and c... Read more

Cat Quotes

Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez "There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anony... Read more


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