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Late Night Funnies 11/15/12
Friday, November 16, 2012      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving ... Read more
Friday, November 16, 2012      10 comments

"Today was the release of 'Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.' I saw people camped out last night waiting for it. I thought it was some kind of Occupy Toys "R" Us." -Craig Ferguson "The Oxford English Dictionary revealed that its word of the... Read more
Head Scratchers...
Friday, November 16, 2012      11 comments

Ponder these... Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations w... Read more
English Lecture
Friday, November 16, 2012      7 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wher... Read more
More Late Night Funnies
Thursday, November 15, 2012      5 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Everybody is talking about the fiscal cliff. And Id be talking about the fiscal cliff too if I knew what the hell it was. -David Letterman Late Night Funny #2 Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and c... Read more
Cat Quotes
Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez "There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anony... Read more
Re: Jigsaw Puzzle
Thursday, November 15, 2012      0 comments

Hee Hee Hee! Well, anyway, there's a part of your brain that won't go dead!... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      8 comments

"A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O." --Conan O'Brien *** "I want to... Read more
1957...also remember
Tuesday, November 13, 2012      6 comments

The average wage was $50 a week!... Read more
1957...the year I graduated from high school!!!
Monday, November 12, 2012      7 comments

1957...Remember? The following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.00." (2) "Have you seen th... Read more
Cat Lovers
Monday, November 12, 2012      4 comments

You Know You're A Cat Person When... refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox." do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. .... Read more
Do you enjoy puzzles? Here's an online jigsaw puzzle!
Monday, November 12, 2012      10 comments
/2012-11-09... Read more
Why dogs bark
Monday, November 12, 2012      8 comments

I just researched why dogs bark and the two main reason are BOREDOM and FEAR. There's are ways of dealing with both of them, and people whose dogs bark need to learn these. I've never had a dog so I did not know this. But I do enjoy that Engl... Read more
Dogs bark...
Sunday, November 11, 2012      15 comments

The dogs next door get a little noisy, so one day somebody called animal control to complain. When the officers arrived, I heard my neighbor tell them, "Hey, dogs bark. It's human nature."... Read more
The sweet taste of long term revenge...
Sunday, November 11, 2012      13 comments

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wi... Read more

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