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A Woman's Random Thoughts

Tuesday, December 11, 2012      10 comments

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone,... Read more

Going On The Wagon

Monday, December 10, 2012      8 comments

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withd... Read more

Child Rearing FAQ

Sunday, December 09, 2012      7 comments

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or ... Read more

Visiting The Big Apple

Saturday, December 08, 2012      4 comments

In '88 we had to go to The Big Apple for an exit interview after an overseas contract. Our way was paid: 6 days 5 nights, airfare. Only had to meetings and a Dr's appt on the schedule. Unfortunately DH fell into a pothole (do they decorate th... Read more

Live in NY?

Friday, December 07, 2012      12 comments

You Know You're From New York When... You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available. You take the train home and you know exactly... Read more

Duh

Thursday, December 06, 2012      6 comments

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."... Read more

Got a half hour? Meditate on these cuties!

Thursday, December 06, 2012      4 comments

www.buzzfeed.com/expresi
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Bologna sandwich

Tuesday, December 04, 2012      9 comments

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!" Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, "You'll be a lu... Read more

Some funnies...

Monday, December 03, 2012      8 comments

"The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It's true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, 'Have you lost weight?'" -Jimmy Fallon *** A minor league ballplayer, left in charge of a baby cousin, suddenly r... Read more

12/3/12: Wow I won an exercise DVD on the 2nd spin yesterday!

Monday, December 03, 2012      7 comments

Well, this is the first merchandise win I have received. I joined 8 years ago in September! OMG! Where has the time gone...and why are those pounds so reluctant to goooooo? Ohhh... I checked out those calories from the Olive Garden yester... Read more

12/2/12: Wow I won an exercise DVD on the 2nd spin tonight!

Monday, December 03, 2012      10 comments

That's a first! If it's a duplicate of one I already have I will share. Had dinner at Olive Garden for our Office Christmas Party. Saved up all my meals...so dinner was breakfast, lunch AND dinner. It was fun...but I'm not used to eating q... Read more

12/1/12: I just bought my first electric base and amp!

Monday, December 03, 2012      5 comments

Been playing guitar most of my life, but even with a small size guitar my left hand starts hurting too quickly. Had a session with V & D (my sis & her husband) last night and was practicing some bass basics on the guitar. And unlike V, I CAN sin... Read more

We Have New Babies

Monday, December 03, 2012      13 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more

MYREALANA told me to repost this...

Sunday, December 02, 2012      7 comments

"A man who calls her baby" I've been seeing this idea making the rounds on FB. "Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he never wants to let her go, doesn't cheat or lie, wipes her t... Read more

Too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.

Sunday, December 02, 2012      7 comments

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing ba... Read more


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