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Ormie the Pig

Monday, December 17, 2012      7 comments

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Saved from the gutter life...

Monday, December 17, 2012      5 comments

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" "Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter agai... Read more

Outdoor man

Monday, December 17, 2012      4 comments

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed. "Look on the bright side," I ... Read more

Late Nite Funnies...

Monday, December 17, 2012      8 comments

Late Night Funny #1 According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican. -Conan O'Brien Late Night... Read more

Great plan!

Monday, December 17, 2012      7 comments

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I didn't know that!

Sunday, December 16, 2012      8 comments

Why Specs Live Forever The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads wer... Read more

Be very clear!

Sunday, December 16, 2012      6 comments

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our se... Read more

A Woman's Random Thoughts

Tuesday, December 11, 2012      10 comments

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone,... Read more

Going On The Wagon

Monday, December 10, 2012      8 comments

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withd... Read more

Child Rearing FAQ

Sunday, December 09, 2012      7 comments

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or ... Read more

Visiting The Big Apple

Saturday, December 08, 2012      4 comments

In '88 we had to go to The Big Apple for an exit interview after an overseas contract. Our way was paid: 6 days 5 nights, airfare. Only had to meetings and a Dr's appt on the schedule. Unfortunately DH fell into a pothole (do they decorate th... Read more

Live in NY?

Friday, December 07, 2012      12 comments

You Know You're From New York When... You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available. You take the train home and you know exactly... Read more

Duh

Thursday, December 06, 2012      6 comments

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."... Read more

Got a half hour? Meditate on these cuties!

Thursday, December 06, 2012      4 comments

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Bologna sandwich

Tuesday, December 04, 2012      9 comments

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!" Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, "You'll be a lu... Read more


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