Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How do... Read more
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John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decid... Read more
So many of you haven't heard of this method of getting large amounts of oxygen into our bodies. Here is a link to comments by professionals and folks who have experienced this practice.
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I want to really start this thing. I can't figure out how to get in the mood. Shall I start with diet? Shall I start with exercise? I know that if I start with too many things I will give up because I can't keep it up. I think I should start wit... Read more
I saw Little Debbie "Cloud Cakes" on the shelf at the store yesterday! Filling in for Twinkies! Wonder how they taste. Package too big at the store. Have to go to 7 11 to find a small pkg to try. Or not. Who cares!
Merry Christmas, Sp... Read more
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the fu... Read more
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nin... Read more
'Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go ... Read more
Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. It had been burglarized several times in the past year and Sam decided to buy a guard dog.
Shopping for one, Sam found himself in Chinatown, at a pet store whose sign boasted,... Read more
Late Night Funny #1
Today Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they will open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you? -David Letterman
Late Night Funny #2
A survey found that 66 mil... Read more
Did you know you can recycle your dog and cat poop? Itís easy! No need to throw it away. Put it to good use and mail it to: Westboro Baptist Church, c/o Fred Waldron Phelps Sr., 3791 SW 12th St., Topeka, KS 66604
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene o... Read more