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Senior Breakfast
Sunday, December 23, 2012      5 comments

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nin... Read more
Gossip
Saturday, December 22, 2012      8 comments

'Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go ... Read more
Guard Dog
Saturday, December 22, 2012      9 comments

Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. It had been burglarized several times in the past year and Sam decided to buy a guard dog. Shopping for one, Sam found himself in Chinatown, at a pet store whose sign boasted,... Read more
END OF THE WORLD
Saturday, December 22, 2012      9 comments

Late Night Funny December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual. -David Letterman RATS! I DRESSED UP FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!... Read more
CHINESE FACE READING
Saturday, December 22, 2012      1 comments

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Late night funnies 12/21/12
Friday, December 21, 2012      5 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Today Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they will open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you? -David Letterman Late Night Funny #2 A survey found that 66 mil... Read more
Recycle
Friday, December 21, 2012      2 comments

Did you know you can recycle your dog and cat poop? Its easy! No need to throw it away. Put it to good use and mail it to: Westboro Baptist Church, c/o Fred Waldron Phelps Sr., 3791 SW 12th St., Topeka, KS 66604 ... Read more
I Just Needed To Use Your Car
Friday, December 21, 2012      8 comments

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene o... Read more
Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
Thursday, December 20, 2012      11 comments

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 7.... Read more
Are you an Engineer?
Thursday, December 20, 2012      5 comments

If these remind you of yourself, it's a good bet you are an engineer. - At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. - In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue... Read more
At The Doctor's Office
Tuesday, December 18, 2012      12 comments

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she ... Read more
Ormie the Pig
Monday, December 17, 2012      7 comments

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Saved from the gutter life...
Monday, December 17, 2012      5 comments

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" "Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter agai... Read more
Outdoor man
Monday, December 17, 2012      4 comments

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed. "Look on the bright side," I ... Read more
Late Nite Funnies...
Monday, December 17, 2012      8 comments

Late Night Funny #1 According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican. -Conan O'Brien Late Night... Read more

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