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My trip to the store
Sunday, January 06, 2013      16 comments

There was a bit of confusion at Fred Meyers this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just a... Read more
Oh oh!
Wednesday, January 02, 2013      13 comments

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of... Read more
New Year's Eve Party
Wednesday, January 02, 2013      8 comments

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a marathon with numerous guests coming and going. At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily though no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement. He sat there happily ... Read more
Twenty Uses for Fruitcake
Wednesday, January 02, 2013      12 comments

1. Use as a doorstop 2. Use as a paperweight 3. Use to clean your pots and pans 4. Use as boat anchor 5. Use as bricks in fireplace 6. Build a hous... Read more
The Washcloth
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      6 comments

I know you've read this before, but it is eternally funny!!! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologists later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for tha... Read more
A new beginning!!!! In more ways than one!
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      3 comments

Hi All! Interesting thing… You know those stupid emails that come around eg. Chaplains can’t say the name of Jesus any more, or Pastors removed from TV? Well I get these from a brother-in-law and I always send a reference to Snopes that shows ... Read more
Progress on my bass!
Monday, December 31, 2012      5 comments

12/30/12: Worked up a couple songs today on my electric bass: "Me and Bobby McGee" and "Day Is Done." Does that bring back any memories? ... Read more
How Government Works
Sunday, December 30, 2012      10 comments

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How do... Read more
Ever wonder about the real differences between liberals and conservatives?
Saturday, December 29, 2012      2 comments
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Super Bowl
Friday, December 28, 2012      9 comments

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decid... Read more
What is Oxycise!
Wednesday, December 26, 2012      8 comments

So many of you haven't heard of this method of getting large amounts of oxygen into our bodies. Here is a link to comments by professionals and folks who have experienced this practice.
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12/25/12: New Beginning...
Wednesday, December 26, 2012      22 comments

I want to really start this thing. I can't figure out how to get in the mood. Shall I start with diet? Shall I start with exercise? I know that if I start with too many things I will give up because I can't keep it up. I think I should start wit... Read more
Twinkie wanna-bes
Tuesday, December 25, 2012      11 comments

I saw Little Debbie "Cloud Cakes" on the shelf at the store yesterday! Filling in for Twinkies! Wonder how they taste. Package too big at the store. Have to go to 7 11 to find a small pkg to try. Or not. Who cares! Merry Christmas, Sp... Read more
"Under The Sea"
Sunday, December 23, 2012      10 comments

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the fu... Read more
Senior Breakfast
Sunday, December 23, 2012      5 comments

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nin... Read more

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