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Thoughts

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      2 comments

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways -- unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on. *** The government will be requiring... Read more

How many calories do YOU burn?

Monday, January 07, 2013      5 comments

After reading a member's blog, I went in search of a way to get a really good, accurate count of calories being burned doing certain exercises. I know Spark has them on here, but it's not as accurate as putting in your own height, weight, ... Read more

Nervous Flyer

Monday, January 07, 2013      8 comments

I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I menti... Read more

My trip to the store

Sunday, January 06, 2013      16 comments

There was a bit of confusion at Fred Meyers this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just a... Read more

Oh oh!

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      13 comments

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of... Read more

New Year's Eve Party

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      8 comments

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a marathon with numerous guests coming and going. At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily though no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement. He sat there happily ... Read more

Twenty Uses for Fruitcake

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      12 comments

1. Use as a doorstop 2. Use as a paperweight 3. Use to clean your pots and pans 4. Use as boat anchor 5. Use as bricks in fireplace 6. Build a house... Read more

The Washcloth

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      6 comments

I know you've read this before, but it is eternally funny!!! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologists later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for tha... Read more

A new beginning!!!! In more ways than one!

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      3 comments

Hi All! Interesting thing… You know those stupid emails that come around eg. Chaplains can’t say the name of Jesus any more, or Pastors removed from TV? Well I get these from a brother-in-law and I always send a reference to Snopes that shows ... Read more

Progress on my bass!

Monday, December 31, 2012      5 comments

12/30/12: Worked up a couple songs today on my electric bass: "Me and Bobby McGee" and "Day Is Done." Does that bring back any memories? emoticonRead more

How Government Works

Sunday, December 30, 2012      10 comments

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How do... Read more

Ever wonder about the real differences between liberals and conservatives?

Saturday, December 29, 2012      2 comments

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Super Bowl

Friday, December 28, 2012      9 comments

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decid... Read more

What is Oxycise!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012      8 comments

So many of you haven't heard of this method of getting large amounts of oxygen into our bodies. Here is a link to comments by professionals and folks who have experienced this practice. www.oxycise.com/Success/
professionalcomme... Read more

12/25/12: New Beginning...

Wednesday, December 26, 2012      22 comments

I want to really start this thing. I can't figure out how to get in the mood. Shall I start with diet? Shall I start with exercise? I know that if I start with too many things I will give up because I can't keep it up. I think I should start wit... Read more


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