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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ ... Read more

Counting Sheep

Friday, January 18, 2013      10 comments

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old... Read more

Water in the Carburetor

Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      11 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ... Read more

Claude the Hypnotist

Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clau... Read more

Late Night Funny

Monday, January 14, 2013      3 comments

Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, hap... Read more

Politician's Sandwich

Monday, January 14, 2013      8 comments

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney,... Read more

An American in England

Sunday, January 13, 2013      8 comments

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the el... Read more

Foreign Language

Sunday, January 13, 2013      4 comments

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a... Read more

If it's fair for them it's fair for you!

Friday, January 11, 2013      15 comments

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Jury Duty...

Friday, January 11, 2013      10 comments

I have read thes several times before but they always tickle my funny bone! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court rep... Read more

$1,000 Bet

Friday, January 11, 2013      4 comments

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty... Read more

Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more

Saudi women can now drive...about time!

Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

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Why do men die first?

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      7 comments

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.... Read more


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