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Water in the Carburetor
Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more
BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...
Wednesday, January 16, 2013      11 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ... Read more
Claude the Hypnotist
Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clau... Read more
Late Night Funny
Monday, January 14, 2013      3 comments

Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, hap... Read more
Politician's Sandwich
Monday, January 14, 2013      8 comments

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney,... Read more
An American in England
Sunday, January 13, 2013      8 comments

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the el... Read more
Foreign Language
Sunday, January 13, 2013      4 comments

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a... Read more
If it's fair for them it's fair for you!
Friday, January 11, 2013      15 comments

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Jury Duty...
Friday, January 11, 2013      10 comments

I have read thes several times before but they always tickle my funny bone! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court rep... Read more
$1,000 Bet
Friday, January 11, 2013      4 comments

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty... Read more
Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings
Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more
Saudi women can now drive...about time!
Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

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Why do men die first?
Tuesday, January 08, 2013      7 comments

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.... Read more
Thoughts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013      2 comments

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways -- unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on. *** The government will be requiring... Read more
How many calories do YOU burn?
Monday, January 07, 2013      5 comments

After reading a member's blog, I went in search of a way to get a really good, accurate count of calories being burned doing certain exercises. I know Spark has them on here, but it's not as accurate as putting in your own height, weight, ... Read more

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