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Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress

Sunday, January 27, 2013      14 comments

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.... Read more

Things I have never been in...

Thursday, January 24, 2013      18 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. T... Read more

A Woman's Life~

Wednesday, January 23, 2013      14 comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave E... Read more

What $2 Can Buy

Sunday, January 20, 2013      11 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesita... Read more

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ ... Read more

Counting Sheep

Friday, January 18, 2013      10 comments

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old... Read more

Water in the Carburetor

Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more


Wednesday, January 16, 2013      11 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ... Read more

Claude the Hypnotist

Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clau... Read more

Late Night Funny

Monday, January 14, 2013      3 comments

Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, hap... Read more

Politician's Sandwich

Monday, January 14, 2013      8 comments

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney,... Read more

An American in England

Sunday, January 13, 2013      8 comments

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the el... Read more

Foreign Language

Sunday, January 13, 2013      4 comments

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a... Read more

If it's fair for them it's fair for you!

Friday, January 11, 2013      15 comments

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Jury Duty...

Friday, January 11, 2013      10 comments

I have read thes several times before but they always tickle my funny bone! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court rep... Read more

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