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Job interview
Thursday, February 07, 2013      12 comments

An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" She quickly respond... Read more
A Deep Rooted Delusion
Thursday, February 07, 2013      2 comments

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions tryin... Read more
Typing Test
Wednesday, February 06, 2013      7 comments

A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a ... Read more
Bumper Sticker Funnies
Tuesday, February 05, 2013      5 comments

- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it. - History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. - It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - It works better if you plug it in. ... Read more
New Car
Tuesday, February 05, 2013      10 comments

A wealthy stockbroker finally bought his dream car, a late model Porsche, $50,000 right off the lot. As he was driving home he decided to listen to the new stereo but despite everything he couldn't get it to turn on. He drove back to the dealer ... Read more
Still More Late Night Funnies
Tuesday, February 05, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama’s focus is to annihilate the Republican Party. Do Republicans look like they need any help from President Obama? They’re doing a hell of a job themselves. -Jay Leno ... Read more
More Late Night Funnies
Monday, February 04, 2013      7 comments

Late Night Funny #1 On the Sunday that the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon Late Night Fun... Read more
A cautionary tale for the clergy...
Sunday, February 03, 2013      13 comments

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of... Read more
Acts 2:38
Saturday, February 02, 2013      4 comments

A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to quote scripture. ... Read more
Send this on to your gay relatives and friends...
Saturday, February 02, 2013      8 comments

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura,... Read more
Perfect!!! Thanks, Ma!
Thursday, January 31, 2013      9 comments

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Funnies...late nite and other...
Thursday, January 31, 2013      5 comments

"A recent article says yoga-related injuries are on the rise. It's not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it's easy for them to get bent out of shape." -Craig Ferguson "A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old... Read more
Teachers & Cops
Thursday, January 31, 2013      4 comments

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has start... Read more
The ultimate prank!
Thursday, January 31, 2013      6 comments

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Puns for folks with higher IQs...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013      15 comments

Those who jump off Paris bridges are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death... Read more

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