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late night Funny
Wednesday, February 27, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #4 Itís been reported that after the Pope retires heíll receive a relatively small pension. So donít be surprised to see an elderly German on the sidewalk with a sign that reads ĎWill Pope for food.í Conan O'Brien... Read more
At the risk of bring offensive...know that I totally respect your undying faith in God
Wednesday, February 27, 2013      2 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Top Ten Pope Benedict Achievements 10. Invented the vibrating desk 9. Designs new summer line of papal vestments 8. Announces Vatican's Two-For-One Lobster Tuesdays 7. Invents rechargeable pope hat 6. Depa... Read more
Migraine
Monday, February 25, 2013      7 comments

Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members. Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a seve... Read more
Signs That You Are Cheap
Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.... Read more
A Following Person
Sunday, February 24, 2013      3 comments

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following pe... Read more
More than one way of looking at it!
Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need... Read more
Late Night - you asked for them!
Saturday, February 23, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 There's a photo from the Inauguration in which Former President Bill Clinton appears to be checking out Kelly Clarkson. Clinton said, 'That's not true, I was checking out Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson got in the way.' ... Read more
Potty (Mouth) Training
Thursday, February 21, 2013      9 comments

This morning, I placed my 2-year-old son, Eddie, in his high chair and put a plate of banana's covered in peanut butter on his tray. He looked up at me with his little pinkies extended, and clearly, as one might say, "Hi," or "Bye," he said, "Fu... Read more
They were soooooo stupid
Thursday, February 21, 2013      8 comments

..They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. ..They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ..They thought a quarterback was a refund. ..They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ..They thought Boyz II Men was a day care center... Read more
Relieve stress
Wednesday, February 20, 2013      9 comments

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Calling in favors
Monday, February 18, 2013      11 comments

A lawyer phoned the governorís mansion shortly after midnight. ďI need to talk to the governor, itís an emergency!Ē exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governorís assistant agreed to wake him up. ďSo, what is it thatís so important th... Read more
Three-legged chicken
Monday, February 18, 2013      7 comments

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he trie... Read more
"Paraprosdokains"
Sunday, February 17, 2013      13 comments

"Paraprosdokains", a new word for your vocabulary (or not): Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them. ... Read more
I meant to post this on Valentines...
Saturday, February 16, 2013      6 comments

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Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs
Saturday, February 16, 2013      10 comments

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are: Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent... Read more

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