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Calling in favors
Monday, February 18, 2013      11 comments

A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important th... Read more
Three-legged chicken
Monday, February 18, 2013      7 comments

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he trie... Read more
Sunday, February 17, 2013      13 comments

"Paraprosdokains", a new word for your vocabulary (or not): Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them. ... Read more
I meant to post this on Valentines...
Saturday, February 16, 2013      6 comments

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Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs
Saturday, February 16, 2013      10 comments

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are: Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent... Read more
Dog Lovers: A story for you:
Saturday, February 16, 2013      9 comments

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear; so she took him to the vet. The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog’s ears so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The ve... Read more
20 important somethings...
Saturday, February 16, 2013      7 comments

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle ... Read more
Why Yawning Is Contagious
Friday, February 15, 2013      8 comments

You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.... Read more
Top Ten Signs You'd Make a Bad Pope
Friday, February 15, 2013      7 comments

10. Typically spend Sundays disabled by a hangover 9. Religion isn't really your thing 8. You pronounce the "P" in "Psalms" 7. Last time God spoke to you, he told you to stay out of church 6. Know nothing about Vatican, know a lot about ... Read more
The New Pastor
Wednesday, February 13, 2013      6 comments

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out ... Read more
Wednesday, February 13, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 On Sunday the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon Late Night Funny #2 T... Read more
1st date conversation & Ferrari
Wednesday, February 13, 2013      6 comments

[In preamble let me say that whoever wrote this joke doesn't know much about alcohol. First; not even premium imported beer costs $10 a 6-pack, and second; drinking 18 beers a day for 15 years would probably kill a person. That being said, I hav... Read more
Wednesday, February 13, 2013      5 comments

"Monopoly is getting a big makeover. They want to make the Monopoly game more modern and bring it up to date to reflect our current culture. Like, in the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail." -Jay Leno *** "The Depar... Read more
Afraid Little Boy
Tuesday, February 12, 2013      11 comments

A little boy was afraid of dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuring... Read more
Tuesday, February 12, 2013      6 comments

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mothe... Read more

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