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Potty (Mouth) Training

Thursday, February 21, 2013      9 comments

This morning, I placed my 2-year-old son, Eddie, in his high chair and put a plate of banana's covered in peanut butter on his tray. He looked up at me with his little pinkies extended, and clearly, as one might say, "Hi," or "Bye," he said, "Fu... Read more

They were soooooo stupid

Thursday, February 21, 2013      8 comments

..They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. ..They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ..They thought a quarterback was a refund. ..They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ..They thought Boyz II Men was a day care center... Read more

Relieve stress

Wednesday, February 20, 2013      9 comments

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Calling in favors

Monday, February 18, 2013      11 comments

A lawyer phoned the governorís mansion shortly after midnight. ďI need to talk to the governor, itís an emergency!Ē exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governorís assistant agreed to wake him up. ďSo, what is it thatís so important th... Read more

Three-legged chicken

Monday, February 18, 2013      7 comments

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he trie... Read more


Sunday, February 17, 2013      13 comments

"Paraprosdokains", a new word for your vocabulary (or not): Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them. ... Read more

I meant to post this on Valentines...

Saturday, February 16, 2013      6 comments

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Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs

Saturday, February 16, 2013      10 comments

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are: Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent... Read more

Dog Lovers: A story for you:

Saturday, February 16, 2013      9 comments

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear; so she took him to the vet. The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dogís ears so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The ve... Read more

20 important somethings...

Saturday, February 16, 2013      7 comments

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle ... Read more

Why Yawning Is Contagious

Friday, February 15, 2013      8 comments

You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.... Read more

Top Ten Signs You'd Make a Bad Pope

Friday, February 15, 2013      7 comments

10. Typically spend Sundays disabled by a hangover 9. Religion isn't really your thing 8. You pronounce the "P" in "Psalms" 7. Last time God spoke to you, he told you to stay out of church 6. Know nothing about Vatican, know a lot about ... Read more

The New Pastor

Wednesday, February 13, 2013      6 comments

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out ... Read more


Wednesday, February 13, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 On Sunday the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon Late Night Funny #2 T... Read more

1st date conversation & Ferrari

Wednesday, February 13, 2013      6 comments

[In preamble let me say that whoever wrote this joke doesn't know much about alcohol. First; not even premium imported beer costs $10 a 6-pack, and second; drinking 18 beers a day for 15 years would probably kill a person. That being said, I hav... Read more

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