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BEAR HUNTING...

Friday, March 08, 2013      2 comments

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped i... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Friday, March 08, 2013      10 comments

"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien *** "These days, teachers ha... Read more

Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep

Wednesday, March 06, 2013      15 comments

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? - If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? - If we make sweate... Read more

EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS

Tuesday, March 05, 2013      11 comments

A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take: - Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves - 24 hours supply of food and drink - De-ic... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Tuesday, March 05, 2013      4 comments

"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno *** "You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but on... Read more

This was passed on to me in an email

Sunday, March 03, 2013      13 comments

I THINK SHE IS BIG TIME TICKED OFF! I don't think TICKED OFF really covers it!!!!   Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming and co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the "Greediest Generation" as he compared So... Read more

Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web

Friday, March 01, 2013      7 comments

1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. ... Read more

Health Professionals in Heaven

Friday, March 01, 2013      6 comments

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. "What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?" She t... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Thursday, February 28, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day you’re the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day you’re at Denny’s blowing on your soup. Here’s one of the odd things about being Pope. You’re the Pope and yo... Read more

late night Funny

Wednesday, February 27, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #4 It’s been reported that after the Pope retires he’ll receive a relatively small pension. So don’t be surprised to see an elderly German on the sidewalk with a sign that reads ‘Will Pope for food.’ Conan O'Brien... Read more

At the risk of bring offensive...know that I totally respect your undying faith in God

Wednesday, February 27, 2013      2 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Top Ten Pope Benedict Achievements 10. Invented the vibrating desk 9. Designs new summer line of papal vestments 8. Announces Vatican's Two-For-One Lobster Tuesdays 7. Invents rechargeable pope hat 6. Depa... Read more

Migraine

Monday, February 25, 2013      7 comments

Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members. Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a seve... Read more

Signs That You Are Cheap

Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.... Read more

A Following Person

Sunday, February 24, 2013      3 comments

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following pe... Read more

More than one way of looking at it!

Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need... Read more


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