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LATE NITE FUNNIES...
Tuesday, March 12, 2013      3 comments

"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that's really hard. Y... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Tuesday, March 12, 2013      4 comments

"The federal government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 911. Yeah, it's a little frustrating when you try to text, 'Burglar! Please hurry!,' and it auto-corrects to, 'Burger, please. Hungry.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Last ... Read more
Mother bear kills cub and self to escape bile milking
Monday, March 11, 2013      7 comments

www.care2.com/causes/mot
her-bear-kills-cub-and-sel
f-to-escape-life-of-bile-m
ilking.html I am appalled at the inhumanity of man!... Read more
Too many visiting relatives?
Sunday, March 10, 2013      6 comments

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.... Read more
State Department Keystone XL Report Written By TransCanada Hiree
Sunday, March 10, 2013      3 comments

www.care2.com/causes/sta
te-department-keystone-xl-
report-written-by-transcan
ada-hiree.html Outrageous!... Read more
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Friday, March 08, 2013      5 comments

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.   Spot... Read more
BEAR HUNTING...
Friday, March 08, 2013      2 comments

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped i... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Friday, March 08, 2013      10 comments

"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien *** "These days, teachers ha... Read more
Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep
Wednesday, March 06, 2013      15 comments

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? - If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? - If we make sweate... Read more
EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      11 comments

A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take: - Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves - 24 hours supply of food and drink - De-ic... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      4 comments

"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno *** "You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but on... Read more
This was passed on to me in an email
Sunday, March 03, 2013      13 comments

I THINK SHE IS BIG TIME TICKED OFF! I don't think TICKED OFF really covers it!!!!   Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming and co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the "Greediest Generation" as he compared So... Read more
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
Friday, March 01, 2013      7 comments

1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. ... Read more
Health Professionals in Heaven
Friday, March 01, 2013      6 comments

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. "What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?" She t... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Thursday, February 28, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day you’re the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day you’re at Denny’s blowing on your soup. Here’s one of the odd things about being Pope. You’re the Pope and yo... Read more

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