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EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      11 comments

A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take: - Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves - 24 hours supply of food and drink - De-ic... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      4 comments

"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno *** "You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but on... Read more
This was passed on to me in an email
Sunday, March 03, 2013      13 comments

I THINK SHE IS BIG TIME TICKED OFF! I don't think TICKED OFF really covers it!!!!   Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming and co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the "Greediest Generation" as he compared So... Read more
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
Friday, March 01, 2013      7 comments

1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. ... Read more
Health Professionals in Heaven
Friday, March 01, 2013      6 comments

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. "What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?" She t... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Thursday, February 28, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day you’re the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day you’re at Denny’s blowing on your soup. Here’s one of the odd things about being Pope. You’re the Pope and yo... Read more
late night Funny
Wednesday, February 27, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #4 It’s been reported that after the Pope retires he’ll receive a relatively small pension. So don’t be surprised to see an elderly German on the sidewalk with a sign that reads ‘Will Pope for food.’ Conan O'Brien... Read more
At the risk of bring offensive...know that I totally respect your undying faith in God
Wednesday, February 27, 2013      2 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Top Ten Pope Benedict Achievements 10. Invented the vibrating desk 9. Designs new summer line of papal vestments 8. Announces Vatican's Two-For-One Lobster Tuesdays 7. Invents rechargeable pope hat 6. Depa... Read more
Migraine
Monday, February 25, 2013      7 comments

Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members. Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a seve... Read more
Signs That You Are Cheap
Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.... Read more
A Following Person
Sunday, February 24, 2013      3 comments

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following pe... Read more
More than one way of looking at it!
Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need... Read more
Late Night - you asked for them!
Saturday, February 23, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 There's a photo from the Inauguration in which Former President Bill Clinton appears to be checking out Kelly Clarkson. Clinton said, 'That's not true, I was checking out Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson got in the way.' ... Read more
Potty (Mouth) Training
Thursday, February 21, 2013      9 comments

This morning, I placed my 2-year-old son, Eddie, in his high chair and put a plate of banana's covered in peanut butter on his tray. He looked up at me with his little pinkies extended, and clearly, as one might say, "Hi," or "Bye," he said, "Fu... Read more
They were soooooo stupid
Thursday, February 21, 2013      8 comments

..They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. ..They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ..They thought a quarterback was a refund. ..They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ..They thought Boyz II Men was a day care center... Read more

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