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Happy St Pats Day...Just got today...never too late!

Monday, March 18, 2013      6 comments

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

Monday, March 18, 2013      10 comments

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. After the pastor a... Read more

Late Night - you asked for them!

Monday, March 18, 2013      3 comments

"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall."... Read more

Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Friday, March 15, 2013      4 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more

Not a funny blog

Thursday, March 14, 2013      5 comments

Ok, Just been through a tooth drama. Well it's a drama for me, anyway. My nightmare is of my teeth breaking up and spitting them out. Three weeks ago a front tooth (a #10 if you know the numbers of the teeth) which was crowned (2nd time) brok... Read more

Driven to Distraction

Thursday, March 14, 2013      6 comments

- Only in America can a pizza guy get to your door faster than an ambulance. - Why do slow-down and slow-up mean the same thing? - Why are wise man and wise guy opposites? - Why is it that when stuff goes on a truck it's called... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 A major snowstorm has hit the East Coast. In Washington, D.C., everything ground to a halt and then the snowstorm hit. -Conan O'Brien Late Night Funny #2 Due to budget cuts, all tours of the White House ha... Read more

It Doesn't Surprise Me That There is a...

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      10 comments

- Rudeville, New Jersey - Boring, Oregon - Hell, Michigan - Hooker, California - Virgin, Utah - Dulls Corner, Maryland - Bowlegs, Oklahoma - Volcano, Hawaii - Beersville, Pennsylvania - Fleatown, Ohio - Burnt Corn, Alabama ... Read more

LATE NITE FUNNIES...

Tuesday, March 12, 2013      3 comments

"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that's really hard. Y... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Tuesday, March 12, 2013      4 comments

"The federal government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 911. Yeah, it's a little frustrating when you try to text, 'Burglar! Please hurry!,' and it auto-corrects to, 'Burger, please. Hungry.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Last ... Read more

Mother bear kills cub and self to escape bile milking

Monday, March 11, 2013      7 comments

www.care2.com/causes/mot
her-bear-kills-cub-and-sel
f-to-escape-life-of-bile-m
ilking.html I am appalled at the inhumanity of man!... Read more

Too many visiting relatives?

Sunday, March 10, 2013      6 comments

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.... Read more

State Department Keystone XL Report Written By TransCanada Hiree

Sunday, March 10, 2013      3 comments

www.care2.com/causes/sta
te-department-keystone-xl-
report-written-by-transcan
ada-hiree.html Outrageous!... Read more

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Friday, March 08, 2013      5 comments

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spot... Read more

BEAR HUNTING...

Friday, March 08, 2013      2 comments

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped i... Read more


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