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Thursday, March 28, 2013      4 comments
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013      12 comments

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, w... Read more
How many pints in a Quart?
Monday, March 25, 2013      9 comments

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument. "Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one. "There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.... Read more
Later NIghter
Monday, March 25, 2013      5 comments

"You now can take pocket knives on commercial airlines. And you can also take pool cues on commercial flights. This is great news if you're a knife-wielding pool hustler." -David Letterman *** "New research shows that eating organic fo... Read more
Baby Wrap
Saturday, March 23, 2013      7 comments

Part of a friend's job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As she was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to her and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an ... Read more
The Rabbit
Saturday, March 23, 2013      7 comments

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. T... Read more
Later NIghter
Thursday, March 21, 2013      6 comments

"For many colleges, this is spring break. College kids will go to places like South Beach to make mistakes they will cherish for a lifetime." -Jimmy Kimmel *** "The U.S. Senate is now fighting to keep open the Senate barber shop. It lo... Read more
Thursday, March 21, 2013      7 comments

Top Ten New Carnival Cruise Ship Names 10. Carnival Coli 9. Dyspeptic Princess 8. Poseidon's Outhouse 7. Hepitanic 6. S.S. S.O.S 5. Quarantina 4. HMS Litigation 3. Costco Concordia 2. Peptotania 1. Q.E. Ewwwww -David L... Read more
Tuesday, March 19, 2013      7 comments

An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. While they were busy looking, the Italian stole three chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Italian said to the Irishman, "Man, I'm the best thief! I stole three chocolate bars and n... Read more
Laight Neight Funnees
Tuesday, March 19, 2013      1 comments

"Cab drivers are now illegally overcharging you for made-up charges. I was in a cab today and I was charged $11 for shipping and handling." -David Letterman *** "Last night a woman in New York gave birth to a healthy baby girl inside a... Read more
Happy St Pats Day...Just got today...never too late!
Monday, March 18, 2013      6 comments

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
Monday, March 18, 2013      10 comments

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. After the pastor a... Read more
Late Night - you asked for them!
Monday, March 18, 2013      3 comments

"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall."... Read more
Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings
Friday, March 15, 2013      4 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more
Not a funny blog
Thursday, March 14, 2013      5 comments

Ok, Just been through a tooth drama. Well it's a drama for me, anyway. My nightmare is of my teeth breaking up and spitting them out. Three weeks ago a front tooth (a #10 if you know the numbers of the teeth) which was crowned (2nd time) brok... Read more

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