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Baby Wrap

Saturday, March 23, 2013      7 comments

Part of a friend's job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As she was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to her and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an ... Read more

The Rabbit

Saturday, March 23, 2013      7 comments

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. T... Read more

Later NIghter

Thursday, March 21, 2013      6 comments

"For many colleges, this is spring break. College kids will go to places like South Beach to make mistakes they will cherish for a lifetime." -Jimmy Kimmel *** "The U.S. Senate is now fighting to keep open the Senate barber shop. It lo... Read more


Thursday, March 21, 2013      7 comments

Top Ten New Carnival Cruise Ship Names 10. Carnival Coli 9. Dyspeptic Princess 8. Poseidon's Outhouse 7. Hepitanic 6. S.S. S.O.S 5. Quarantina 4. HMS Litigation 3. Costco Concordia 2. Peptotania 1. Q.E. Ewwwww -David L... Read more


Tuesday, March 19, 2013      7 comments

An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. While they were busy looking, the Italian stole three chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Italian said to the Irishman, "Man, I'm the best thief! I stole three chocolate bars and n... Read more

Laight Neight Funnees

Tuesday, March 19, 2013      1 comments

"Cab drivers are now illegally overcharging you for made-up charges. I was in a cab today and I was charged $11 for shipping and handling." -David Letterman *** "Last night a woman in New York gave birth to a healthy baby girl inside a... Read more

Happy St Pats Day...Just got today...never too late!

Monday, March 18, 2013      6 comments

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

Monday, March 18, 2013      10 comments

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. After the pastor a... Read more

Late Night - you asked for them!

Monday, March 18, 2013      3 comments

"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall."... Read more

Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Friday, March 15, 2013      4 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more

Not a funny blog

Thursday, March 14, 2013      5 comments

Ok, Just been through a tooth drama. Well it's a drama for me, anyway. My nightmare is of my teeth breaking up and spitting them out. Three weeks ago a front tooth (a #10 if you know the numbers of the teeth) which was crowned (2nd time) brok... Read more

Driven to Distraction

Thursday, March 14, 2013      6 comments

- Only in America can a pizza guy get to your door faster than an ambulance. - Why do slow-down and slow-up mean the same thing? - Why are wise man and wise guy opposites? - Why is it that when stuff goes on a truck it's called... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 A major snowstorm has hit the East Coast. In Washington, D.C., everything ground to a halt and then the snowstorm hit. -Conan O'Brien Late Night Funny #2 Due to budget cuts, all tours of the White House ha... Read more

It Doesn't Surprise Me That There is a...

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      10 comments

- Rudeville, New Jersey - Boring, Oregon - Hell, Michigan - Hooker, California - Virgin, Utah - Dulls Corner, Maryland - Bowlegs, Oklahoma - Volcano, Hawaii - Beersville, Pennsylvania - Fleatown, Ohio - Burnt Corn, Alabama ... Read more


Tuesday, March 12, 2013      3 comments

"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that's really hard. Y... Read more

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