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Pig farmer dilemma
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      9 comments

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and asked the farmer, "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Anima... Read more
Quotes
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      2 comments

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson *** "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg ... Read more
Late...
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      5 comments

A new poll shows that 64 percent of New Jersey residents don't care about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's weight. That's mostly because Chris Christie IS 64 percent of New Jersey. -Conan O'Brien Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is und... Read more
Poor Medusa!
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      11 comments

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Late Night...
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      3 comments

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She's blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the facts. -Jay Leno Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments fo... Read more
Coupla laffs...
Sunday, March 31, 2013      6 comments

A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his prof... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Sunday, March 31, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Newt Gingrich tweeted that canceling the (White House Easter Egg) Roll is 'shameless and pathetic, because when you don't commemorate Jesus by screwing around with food, freedom dies.' And then, to honor eggs everywhere,... Read more
Watch Sophia change Blanche's mind about gay marriage...
Saturday, March 30, 2013      7 comments

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Quotes
Saturday, March 30, 2013      3 comments

"I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to be devious, fick... Read more
Make your job interesting...
Saturday, March 30, 2013      7 comments

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Who caused this deficit should PAY FOR IT!
Friday, March 29, 2013      3 comments

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THE GREAT FLYDINI
Thursday, March 28, 2013      4 comments

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Quite fun!
Thursday, March 28, 2013      4 comments

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rey-poupon-the-lost-footage/ ... Read more
The IRS
Tuesday, March 26, 2013      12 comments

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, w... Read more
How many pints in a Quart?
Monday, March 25, 2013      9 comments

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument. "Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one. "There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.... Read more

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