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Tuesday, April 09, 2013      4 comments

Why does “cleave” mean moth split apart and stick together? Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing”? Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for a hug? Why doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is? Why are a wise man an... Read more
Evolve
Monday, April 08, 2013      4 comments

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IMPONDERABLES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Monday, April 08, 2013      6 comments

(for my fellow logophiles to ponder) Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If you’ve read a book, you ca... Read more
Zero to 200
Monday, April 08, 2013      7 comments

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythin... Read more
Just some laffs...
Saturday, April 06, 2013      3 comments

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Friday, April 05, 2013      4 comments

Top Ten Things We Will Miss About Jay Leno 10. Whenever he used a "Headline" I sent in, I got a "Tonight Show" T-shirt 9. Now I'm the only guy in late night television who's not a Jimmy 8. He looks damn good in denim 7. Driving one o... Read more
Pig farmer dilemma
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      9 comments

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and asked the farmer, "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Anima... Read more
Quotes
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      2 comments

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson *** "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg ... Read more
Late...
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      5 comments

A new poll shows that 64 percent of New Jersey residents don't care about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's weight. That's mostly because Chris Christie IS 64 percent of New Jersey. -Conan O'Brien Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is und... Read more
Poor Medusa!
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      11 comments

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Late Night...
Tuesday, April 02, 2013      3 comments

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She's blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the facts. -Jay Leno Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments fo... Read more
Coupla laffs...
Sunday, March 31, 2013      6 comments

A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his prof... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Sunday, March 31, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Newt Gingrich tweeted that canceling the (White House Easter Egg) Roll is 'shameless and pathetic, because when you don't commemorate Jesus by screwing around with food, freedom dies.' And then, to honor eggs everywhere,... Read more
Watch Sophia change Blanche's mind about gay marriage...
Saturday, March 30, 2013      7 comments

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Quotes
Saturday, March 30, 2013      3 comments

"I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to be devious, fick... Read more

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