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Sunday, April 28, 2013      4 comments

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked. The police officer poi... Read more

Late Nite

Tuesday, April 23, 2013      6 comments

"New York City is considering a law to ban people from wearing costumes in Times Square after a man dressed as the Cookie Monster shoved a little boy. In his defense, Cookie Monster said, 'Boy not give up cookie.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "E... Read more

Liking my curves...

Monday, April 22, 2013      3 comments

I just saw a runner so skinny she needed suspenders for her spandex. Liking my curves today. ... Read more

Hope you read this priceless blog!

Monday, April 22, 2013      12 comments
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Did They Mean to Say That

Monday, April 22, 2013      3 comments

- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor." - In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass." - In the office of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your hom... Read more


Saturday, April 20, 2013      2 comments

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Later NIghter

Friday, April 19, 2013      5 comments

North Korea is ruled by Kim Jong Un. Over the weekend, the premier of China told Kim Jong Un to chill out. Now, when the premier of China tells you to chill out, it’s like Mel Gibson saying, ‘Whoa, easy on the tequila’. Japan gave warnings too. ... Read more


Thursday, April 18, 2013      1 comments
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Who broke down the walls of Jericho?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013      5 comments

Who broke down the walls of Jericho? The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?" Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!" The supervisor, taken ab... Read more


Monday, April 15, 2013      8 comments

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Denny's Wedding 10. "I guess the Waffle House was booked" 9. "I said I wanted to get married at Disney" 8. "You think this is bad - they're having their honeymoon at Sleepy's" 7. "You may now exchange... Read more


Saturday, April 13, 2013      5 comments

Right now there are two Kims in the news. There’s Kim Jong-Un, who’s the leader of North Korea, and then there’s Kim Kardaishian, the reality star who’s having a baby with Kanye West. It can be kind of tough to keep track of who’s who. Kim Karda... Read more

Late nite...

Thursday, April 11, 2013      6 comments

Former President George Bush has invited President Obama to the opening of his presidential library later this month. President Obama said he's looking forward to going through the library to see if there was anything else he could blame Bush fo... Read more

Computer Joke

Thursday, April 11, 2013      9 comments

New customer to Tech Support: "It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens." Tech Support:"Can you try again and tell me what happens?" Customer: "Tried but nothin." Tech Support: "What key did you hit?" After a m... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Thursday, April 11, 2013      5 comments

"Dunkin' Donuts is testing a new food item. A glazed donut/egg sandwich. If it tests well, it's going to be used in prisons as a form of lethal injection." -Jay Leno *** "Delta announced that it is shrinking the size of its bathrooms t... Read more


Tuesday, April 09, 2013      4 comments

Why does “cleave” mean moth split apart and stick together? Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing”? Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for a hug? Why doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is? Why are a wise man an... Read more

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