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Requesting a three day pass

Tuesday, May 07, 2013      6 comments

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" ... Read more

Queen Size

Sunday, May 05, 2013      6 comments

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size". He then turned to his grandmothe... Read more

YA, WHAT?????!!!

Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

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Your Brain on FOX

Saturday, May 04, 2013      6 comments

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Drunks

Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly w... Read more

Late

Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Mitt Romney gave a commencement speech where he advised graduates to start a family before they turn 30. He also advised them to pay for it by inheriting millions of dollars. -Conan O'Brien An elementary school here in New York City has ... Read more

We all need to use our skill set to be activists

Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments

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UH...Where are my glasses! Sam ting.

Friday, May 03, 2013      6 comments

A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!" The hus... Read more

Nite, Nite

Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments

They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event – a library in Texas. -Bill Maher Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the ... Read more

Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Thursday, May 02, 2013      7 comments

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at ... Read more

The Female Dentist

Wednesday, May 01, 2013      3 comments

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:" I ca... Read more

Secrets

Tuesday, April 30, 2013      2 comments

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confessions-out-of-people-
than-the-frickin-pope-2?c=upw1 ... Read more

Later...Later...Later...

Monday, April 29, 2013      5 comments

"After being named the unhappiest and the fattest state in the country, West Virginia has now been named the most stressed-out state. Researchers aren't sure why, but they think it might have something to do with being called sad and fat." -Jimm... Read more

Late...Late....Late....

Monday, April 29, 2013      4 comments

(The Bush Presidential Library) is basically the Hard Rock Café of catastrophic policy decisions. -Jon Stewart The Bush Presidential Library is beautiful, and they have a huge section devoted to weapons of mass destruction, but nobody ca... Read more

What the Heck -- a Little More Late Night

Sunday, April 28, 2013      1 comments

I want Kim Jong-un to test a missile because it’s always a spectacular disaster. He’s the only Asian in the world that doesn’t test well. -Bill Maher These people are mental. Congressman Joe Barton of Texas used Noah’s Ark as evidence... Read more


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