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LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Friday, May 17, 2013      10 comments

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie revealed that he underwent a surgery that restricts the amount of food he can consume. As a result, 12 animals have been removed from the endangered species list. -Conan O'Brien Today President Obama an... Read more
Camping Tips
Thursday, May 16, 2013      7 comments

- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants. - A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks bet... Read more
Funny spelling bloopers
Thursday, May 16, 2013      2 comments

[Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in local newspapers, publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.] 1. "...an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost courteousness for medical reasons." (Trent... Read more
nite
Wednesday, May 15, 2013      4 comments

Some experts are saying that the 2016 Democratic presidential race could come down to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Biden is calling her a worthy opponent, while Hillary is calling him ‘practice’. -Jimmy Fallon According to a new report... Read more
Ltae Ntie Fnuneis
Monday, May 13, 2013      4 comments

A poll taken this week said that 44 percent of Republicans believe that armed rebellion may be necessary in the next few years to protect their liberties. You know what, I wish these screw-ups would start their armed rebellion. I just want to se... Read more
late funnies
Monday, May 13, 2013      10 comments

"A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone." -Jimmy Fallon "NASA is taking applications for people who want ... Read more
Being Helpful
Saturday, May 11, 2013      6 comments

A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the... Read more
Inetretsnig !
Saturday, May 11, 2013      10 comments

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed i... Read more
Late Nite Funneeeees
Friday, May 10, 2013      4 comments

Today former Pope Benedict is moving back into the Vatican. He is going to be mad when he sees that Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters. That’s right. Two Popes now under one roof. Can you believe that? Yeah, they’re just one-half Pope ... Read more
True or False
Thursday, May 09, 2013      7 comments

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. 4. People do not get sick from co... Read more
What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)
Thursday, May 09, 2013      4 comments

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test). 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five min... Read more
Late Nightl Funnies
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      10 comments

"A woman in Florida crashed her car into a Target store. But in her defense, the store did have a giant target on it." -Jimmy Fallon "Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi... Read more
You Know You're in Texas When...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      5 comments

- The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. - The trees are whistling for the dogs. - The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. - Hot water now comes out of both taps. - Yo... Read more
Requesting a three day pass
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      6 comments

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" ... Read more
Queen Size
Sunday, May 05, 2013      6 comments

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size". He then turned to his grandmothe... Read more

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