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Late, late, late...
Thursday, June 06, 2013      3 comments

Top Ten Other Names Considered by Vin Diesel 10. Din Viesel 9. Dirk Nozzle 8. Don Cheadle 7. Van Decal 6. Vindlebert Humperdiesel 5. Beef Recall 4. Jean-Claude Van Diesel 3. Witch Hazel 2. Veal Schnitzel 1. Vin Cougar Mel... Read more
Soap opera...
Tuesday, June 04, 2013      7 comments

They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. "How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you've never even met?" he demanded. "The same way you can jump up a... Read more
late nite funnies...
Tuesday, June 04, 2013      2 comments

The South Carolina couple planning a dolphin-assisted birth where they have their baby while swimming with dolphins have to further infuriate conservatives by claiming the whole thing is covered by Obamacare. Also, they have to bring a photograp... Read more
BUNCHA LATE NITE FUNNEES
Monday, June 03, 2013      4 comments

Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City and he had to change his campaign website yesterday because it accidentally showed a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline instead of Manhattan. Or as Weiner calls it, 'an embarrassing photo I can... Read more
Pain in the leg...
Sunday, June 02, 2013      5 comments

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. "I am afraid it's just old age", replied the doctor, "there is nothing we can do about it." "That can't be," fumed the old man, "you don't know what you are doing." ... Read more
Chickens and Roads: You Do the Math, or Physics!
Sunday, June 02, 2013      4 comments

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are no... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      9 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      1 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      1 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more
Fate Light Runnies
Thursday, May 30, 2013      1 comments

I admit that I get angry in traffic when driving to work. But it's pointless. It's much better to bottle up that anger and then unleash it when you get to work. -Craig Ferguson A new study found that our happiness peaks in our late 80s. ... Read more
Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie
Thursday, May 30, 2013      6 comments

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. - Don't... Read more
Express Yourself Best by Relaxing
Wednesday, May 29, 2013      5 comments

By Michael Roizen, M.D. and Mehmet Oz, M.D. A lot of people think, "Well, I am who I am; it's in my DNA." You may be resigned to the fact that Dad was a type A personality and so are you. Or Mom was overweight, and now you're getting heavier ... Read more
Adopt a Terrorist!
Tuesday, May 28, 2013      9 comments

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response ... Read more
LATE NIGHT FUNNIES
Monday, May 27, 2013      4 comments

"In Pennsylvania, a couple stabbed each other in an argument over who should win 'American Idol.' At last we finally know why 'American Idol' is losing so many viewers. They're killing each other." -Conan O'Brien "Pope Francis made an extre... Read more
Bee Population Collapse
Saturday, May 25, 2013      3 comments

www.care2.com/causes/cau
se-of-colony-collapse-diso
rder-found-its-you.html I didn't know how complicated this issue is!... Read more

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