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Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.
Monday, June 10, 2013      19 comments

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Practice making fax and modem noises. 4. Make beeping noises when you back up. 5. Signal that... Read more
IRONY
Sunday, June 09, 2013      13 comments

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Breaking up...
Sunday, June 09, 2013      14 comments

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Toads are great catfish bait!
Sunday, June 09, 2013      6 comments

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grab... Read more
Pillows and Blankets
Saturday, June 08, 2013      8 comments

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Romance vs. Reality
Saturday, June 08, 2013      10 comments

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your t... Read more
Late, late, late...
Thursday, June 06, 2013      3 comments

Top Ten Other Names Considered by Vin Diesel 10. Din Viesel 9. Dirk Nozzle 8. Don Cheadle 7. Van Decal 6. Vindlebert Humperdiesel 5. Beef Recall 4. Jean-Claude Van Diesel 3. Witch Hazel 2. Veal Schnitzel 1. Vin Cougar Mel... Read more
Soap opera...
Tuesday, June 04, 2013      7 comments

They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. "How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you've never even met?" he demanded. "The same way you can jump up a... Read more
late nite funnies...
Tuesday, June 04, 2013      2 comments

The South Carolina couple planning a dolphin-assisted birth where they have their baby while swimming with dolphins have to further infuriate conservatives by claiming the whole thing is covered by Obamacare. Also, they have to bring a photograp... Read more
BUNCHA LATE NITE FUNNEES
Monday, June 03, 2013      4 comments

Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City and he had to change his campaign website yesterday because it accidentally showed a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline instead of Manhattan. Or as Weiner calls it, 'an embarrassing photo I can... Read more
Pain in the leg...
Sunday, June 02, 2013      5 comments

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. "I am afraid it's just old age", replied the doctor, "there is nothing we can do about it." "That can't be," fumed the old man, "you don't know what you are doing." ... Read more
Chickens and Roads: You Do the Math, or Physics!
Sunday, June 02, 2013      4 comments

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are no... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      9 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      1 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more
Thumb-sucking!
Friday, May 31, 2013      1 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more

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