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Things My Mother Taught Me

Thursday, July 11, 2013      9 comments

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done – if you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me religion – you better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me abo... Read more

In My Day

Monday, July 08, 2013      10 comments

The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had it "in the old days." Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below. Second Runner-Up: In my da... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Monday, July 08, 2013      7 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don’t need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You’re allowed three, and after that, you’re done. -Jay Leno The Supr... Read more

Irish Viagra

Monday, July 08, 2013      20 comments

(For our more sensitive readers; the following joke acknowledges the existence of intimate relations within the bounds of marriage) An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ... Read more

Some late night and other...

Sunday, July 07, 2013      6 comments

"I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure." --Chief Justice Earl Warren *** "Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short- comings, t... Read more

Working with Tech Support

Sunday, July 07, 2013      9 comments

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." ... Read more

Most powerful person in the USA

Sunday, July 07, 2013      3 comments

A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?" A student answered, "The First Pet?" The teacher then asked, "Why?" The student explained, "Because, the president kneels befo... Read more

Happy 4th

Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FRIENDS!!! STAY INDEPENDENT AND STRONG... FOR YOURSELF.... FOR EVERYONE WHO LEANS ON YOU! ... Read more

Paraprosdokians

Thursday, July 04, 2013      14 comments

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy! 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to d... Read more

Perfect day!

Thursday, July 04, 2013      4 comments

When I married Donna, I could get both hands around her waist," said my husband's grandfather. Pointing at his full-figured wife, he boasted, "Now look how much I got. That's what I call an investment!" *** My wife's star sign was canc... Read more

Call in Fat?

Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

President Obama spoke was in Germany and spoke at the Brandenburg Gate, which divided that city during the Cold War. Obama said it’s taught me a lot. When I was a kid, West Germany taught me the importance of standing tall, and East Germany taug... Read more

Later fite nunnies

Tuesday, July 02, 2013      8 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don't need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You're allowed three, and after that, you're done. -Jay Leno If DOMA i... Read more

IKEA wardrobe...

Tuesday, July 02, 2013      7 comments

A very well-known international furniture and interior decoration D.I.Y. Store recently set up a customer assistance department. The first call they got was from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe early in the morning. She explained that after ... Read more

Doctors vs. Guns

Sunday, June 30, 2013      8 comments

Doctors: The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. ... Read more

We Are But Dust

Sunday, June 30, 2013      6 comments

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedi... Read more


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