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Working with Tech Support
Sunday, July 07, 2013      9 comments

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." ... Read more
Most powerful person in the USA
Sunday, July 07, 2013      3 comments

A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?" A student answered, "The First Pet?" The teacher then asked, "Why?" The student explained, "Because, the president kneels befo... Read more
Happy 4th
Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FRIENDS!!! STAY INDEPENDENT AND STRONG... FOR YOURSELF.... FOR EVERYONE WHO LEANS ON YOU! ... Read more
Paraprosdokians
Thursday, July 04, 2013      14 comments

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy! 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to d... Read more
Perfect day!
Thursday, July 04, 2013      4 comments

When I married Donna, I could get both hands around her waist," said my husband's grandfather. Pointing at his full-figured wife, he boasted, "Now look how much I got. That's what I call an investment!" *** My wife's star sign was canc... Read more
Call in Fat?
Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

President Obama spoke was in Germany and spoke at the Brandenburg Gate, which divided that city during the Cold War. Obama said itís taught me a lot. When I was a kid, West Germany taught me the importance of standing tall, and East Germany taug... Read more
Later fite nunnies
Tuesday, July 02, 2013      8 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don't need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You're allowed three, and after that, you're done. -Jay Leno If DOMA i... Read more
IKEA wardrobe...
Tuesday, July 02, 2013      7 comments

A very well-known international furniture and interior decoration D.I.Y. Store recently set up a customer assistance department. The first call they got was from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe early in the morning. She explained that after ... Read more
Doctors vs. Guns
Sunday, June 30, 2013      8 comments

Doctors: The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. ... Read more
We Are But Dust
Sunday, June 30, 2013      6 comments

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedi... Read more
Where do you stand on horse slaughtering?
Saturday, June 29, 2013      4 comments

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Fortune Cookie
Saturday, June 29, 2013      14 comments

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Late Night Funnies
Friday, June 28, 2013      8 comments

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She canít even commit to being uncommitted. -John Oliver President Obama is now in Ireland for the big G8 summit. Secu... Read more
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORK AND PRISON
Friday, June 28, 2013      7 comments

Prison vs. Work Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear. IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. ... Read more
Diversity
Thursday, June 27, 2013      8 comments

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria fo... Read more

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