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A Whipping

Wednesday, July 17, 2013      8 comments

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrib... Read more

Late Nite Funnies

Tuesday, July 16, 2013      7 comments

It turns out the Pakistan police pulled Osama bin Laden over for speeding. Pulled him over and wrote the guy a ticket. So listen. I don’t want to hear any more of this nonsense about Pakistan being lenient on Osama bin Laden, OK? -David Letterma... Read more

If you're interested...

Monday, July 15, 2013      1 comments

Check out the FasterEFT videos
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FasterEFT Presentation

Monday, July 15, 2013      2 comments

Presentation went well. Showed a couple of videos from YouTube to give them an idea of how it works. Gave a handout on how to do it. [Nobody threw it away in the room! LOL] See if I get any feedback down the road.... Read more


Monday, July 15, 2013      5 comments

Going to give a talk on FasterEFT to the residents tomorrow. Hope I can help some of them to reduce pain.... Read more


Saturday, July 13, 2013      9 comments

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat i... Read more

Happy Bastille Day tomorrow!

Saturday, July 13, 2013      7 comments

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Late Night

Thursday, July 11, 2013      9 comments

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. -Johnny Carson Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor sale... Read more

Duck to Chicken

Thursday, July 11, 2013      5 comments

A duck was standing on the curb looking across the street when a chicken yelled to him... "Don't do it buddy, you will never hear the end of it!"... Read more

Things My Mother Taught Me

Thursday, July 11, 2013      9 comments

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done – if you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me religion – you better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me abo... Read more

In My Day

Monday, July 08, 2013      10 comments

The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had it "in the old days." Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below. Second Runner-Up: In my da... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Monday, July 08, 2013      7 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don’t need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You’re allowed three, and after that, you’re done. -Jay Leno The Supr... Read more

Irish Viagra

Monday, July 08, 2013      20 comments

(For our more sensitive readers; the following joke acknowledges the existence of intimate relations within the bounds of marriage) An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ... Read more

Some late night and other...

Sunday, July 07, 2013      6 comments

"I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure." --Chief Justice Earl Warren *** "Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short- comings, t... Read more

Working with Tech Support

Sunday, July 07, 2013      9 comments

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." ... Read more

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