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Simple Home Remedies That Work

Sunday, July 28, 2013      11 comments

1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. To avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply ... Read more

Stress reliever...

Saturday, July 27, 2013      5 comments

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Lotsa Late Nite Jokes

Friday, July 26, 2013      7 comments

Britain's parliament has passed a bill that would allow gay marriage. How about that? For the first time they are allowing gay marriage. If you thought royal weddings were big, just wait until the first gay royal wedding. Oh, my God. How fabulou... Read more

Waiting...

Wednesday, July 24, 2013      9 comments

A stodgy man walks into a bar and stis down. "Want a drink?" asks the bartender. "Tried liquor once, didn't like it," says the man. "Care for a pretzel?" "Tried a pretzel once, didn't like it." "Wanna watch the baseball game?" "Tried ... Read more

LATE NIGHT

Monday, July 22, 2013      5 comments

It's illegal in baseball to use performance-enhancing drugs, but I watched the All-Star Game. Every commercial was for Viagra. During the game my son said, 'Dad, did he say 'reptile dysfunction?' And I said, 'Yeah, he did. They're talking about ... Read more

here I am in central Oregon...high desert...hot,hot,hot.

Sunday, July 21, 2013      9 comments

Hope u all r enjoying ur weekend!... Read more

Use Your Lifeline

Saturday, July 20, 2013      6 comments

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the million dollars. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. A... Read more

Nate Light funnies

Friday, July 19, 2013      5 comments

Enough with the theatrics, Mister President. Republicans don't look at these photos and say, "Look how hot he is. Global warming must be real." They look at these photos and say, "Remember Louie Armstrong? He was one of the good ones." They just... Read more

One Liners

Thursday, July 18, 2013      6 comments

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are mad... Read more

Cow Tube

Thursday, July 18, 2013      7 comments

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up th... Read more

Beautiful sight!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013      3 comments

I was walking to my car from the office, passing apartments and noticing the grass in front of them. I saw patches of clover all along the way. I stopped to look because I remember in the old days there would be lots of bees enjoying the clove... Read more

Nate Lite Funnies

Wednesday, July 17, 2013      7 comments

Great news for NSA leaker Edward Snowden. He's just been named Cinnabon Customer of the Month in the Moscow Airport. -David Letterman President Obama told a group of kids that broccoli is his favorite food. Then he said, 'Is Michelle gone? ... Read more

A Whipping

Wednesday, July 17, 2013      8 comments

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrib... Read more

Late Nite Funnies

Tuesday, July 16, 2013      7 comments

It turns out the Pakistan police pulled Osama bin Laden over for speeding. Pulled him over and wrote the guy a ticket. So listen. I donít want to hear any more of this nonsense about Pakistan being lenient on Osama bin Laden, OK? -David Letterma... Read more

If you're interested...

Monday, July 15, 2013      1 comments

Check out the FasterEFT videos www.youtube.com/HealingM
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