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Science

Sunday, August 18, 2013      7 comments

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Urgent Plea

Saturday, August 17, 2013      10 comments

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire. The owner was so furious, he... Read more

Death on Vacation

Saturday, August 17, 2013      6 comments

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper bu... Read more

Funnies...

Friday, August 16, 2013      3 comments

The New York City Department of Education says that only 26 percent of the city's students passed the English portion on a recent standardized test. But on the bright side, they're too bad at math to realize how bad that is. -Jimmy Fallon A... Read more

Rules of a Scientist's Life

Friday, August 16, 2013      6 comments

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Lare Nite 8/15

Friday, August 16, 2013      4 comments

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has been accused of sexual harassment by 14 women, and now there's so many a hotline has been established to take any new sexual harassment claims. The number is 1-800-How Is This Guy Still Mayor? -Conan O'Brien S... Read more

You mnight be a conservative if...

Thursday, August 15, 2013      9 comments

1: You’re irate over the president taking so many vacation days on the taxpayer’s dime (61 thus far), but you thought George W. Bush earned every minute of his leisure time (196 days at the same point in his presidency). 2: You’re happy wit... Read more

...late night funnies...

Wednesday, August 14, 2013      5 comments

President Obama is going to appear on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Jay Leno. That’s going to be awesome. The most powerful man in the country is going to interview President Obama. -Craig Ferguson The big ‘Smurfs’ movie sequel is out. It’s cute ... Read more

Because I Am a Man

Wednesday, August 14, 2013      8 comments

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the ho... Read more

School Bus Ride

Monday, August 12, 2013      6 comments

It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again. After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus. Thinking h... Read more

LATE...

Friday, August 09, 2013      5 comments

The Anthony Weiner campaign’s communications director is in trouble for calling a former intern an inappropriate name. But Weiner said he’d take care of it. He promised to give them both a good texting to. -Jimmy Fallon The ban on giant sug... Read more

Very Sad News

Friday, August 09, 2013      19 comments

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. D... Read more

FATE LITE NUNNIES

Wednesday, August 07, 2013      4 comments

Anthony Weiner’s campaign manager quit. He says he’s applying for a much less stressful job that has a better chance of success. He is trying to get Paula Deen elected president of BET. -Craig Ferguson This new sexting scandal was too much,... Read more

Late Night

Wednesday, August 07, 2013      4 comments

Facebook has a new feature that allows you to see what you were posting a year ago. You just log on to Facebook and click on the 'I'm wasting my life' button. -Conan O'Brien It's rumored that AMC's show 'The Walking Dead' is adding a zombie... Read more

Quite p****s me off!

Sunday, August 04, 2013      10 comments

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