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Toying With the Telemarketer

Wednesday, August 28, 2013      11 comments

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T … ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T … ME: Is th... Read more

Being Green

Tuesday, August 27, 2013      10 comments

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thi... Read more

Late Night...

Monday, August 26, 2013      2 comments

So former President George W. Bush had to go into the hospital, had a little heart surgery and he’s OK, but he blames it all on the fatty foods served by White House butler Forest Whitaker. -David Letterman Doctors told him to avoid any hea... Read more

How to Stop Mummy Sleeping Through the Night

Monday, August 26, 2013      7 comments

OK, here's my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 7 months. The first few months were great. I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (... Read more

Pain free labor...

Sunday, August 25, 2013      4 comments

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." S... Read more

5 Ways Christian Right Whines

Friday, August 23, 2013      2 comments
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Thursday, August 22, 2013      7 comments

A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social media sites. This is why I'm not even on Facebook. I update my high school yearbook manually with a pen. -Jimmy Kimmel Today ... Read more

Burrow or burro?

Thursday, August 22, 2013      4 comments

As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a ho... Read more

Diary of a Sad Cat

Thursday, August 22, 2013      10 comments

Dear Diary: The authorities have removed the black pants from the couch, there is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change. My only other hope for rest is on the co... Read more

Diary of a Sad Dog

Thursday, August 22, 2013      5 comments

Dear Diary – It has occurred to me today that my dearest human has never sniffed my backside. I must bond with him in different ways. Like my father always used to say, if you want someone to look you in the eye make sure that your mouth smells ... Read more


Tuesday, August 20, 2013      4 comments

The new iPhone is coming soon. The new iPhone is going to have a new feature that actually keeps track of your every movement. Then President Obama was like, ‘Right. NEW feature’. -Jimmy Fallon Yesterday, President Obama met with the Greek ... Read more

Late Night

Monday, August 19, 2013      5 comments

A man in Colorado wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable. I just have to say that that’s an ingenious way to get Americans to stop smoking pot. -Conan O'Brien Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from O... Read more


Sunday, August 18, 2013      7 comments

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Urgent Plea

Saturday, August 17, 2013      10 comments

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire. The owner was so furious, he... Read more

Death on Vacation

Saturday, August 17, 2013      6 comments

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper bu... Read more

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