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Sunday, September 01, 2013      6 comments

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this…..that fly never knew what hit him.... Read more
Never Lie to Your Mother
Sunday, September 01, 2013      5 comments

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had on... Read more
Friday, August 30, 2013      5 comments

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. -Jon Stewart (classic quote) If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability a... Read more
Toying With the Telemarketer
Wednesday, August 28, 2013      11 comments

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T … ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T … ME: Is th... Read more
Being Green
Tuesday, August 27, 2013      10 comments

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thi... Read more
Late Night...
Monday, August 26, 2013      2 comments

So former President George W. Bush had to go into the hospital, had a little heart surgery and he’s OK, but he blames it all on the fatty foods served by White House butler Forest Whitaker. -David Letterman Doctors told him to avoid any hea... Read more
How to Stop Mummy Sleeping Through the Night
Monday, August 26, 2013      7 comments

OK, here's my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 7 months. The first few months were great. I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (... Read more
Pain free labor...
Sunday, August 25, 2013      4 comments

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." S... Read more
5 Ways Christian Right Whines
Friday, August 23, 2013      2 comments
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Thursday, August 22, 2013      7 comments

A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social media sites. This is why I'm not even on Facebook. I update my high school yearbook manually with a pen. -Jimmy Kimmel Today ... Read more
Burrow or burro?
Thursday, August 22, 2013      4 comments

As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a ho... Read more
Diary of a Sad Cat
Thursday, August 22, 2013      10 comments

Dear Diary: The authorities have removed the black pants from the couch, there is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change. My only other hope for rest is on the co... Read more
Diary of a Sad Dog
Thursday, August 22, 2013      5 comments

Dear Diary – It has occurred to me today that my dearest human has never sniffed my backside. I must bond with him in different ways. Like my father always used to say, if you want someone to look you in the eye make sure that your mouth smells ... Read more
Tuesday, August 20, 2013      4 comments

The new iPhone is coming soon. The new iPhone is going to have a new feature that actually keeps track of your every movement. Then President Obama was like, ‘Right. NEW feature’. -Jimmy Fallon Yesterday, President Obama met with the Greek ... Read more
Late Night
Monday, August 19, 2013      5 comments

A man in Colorado wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable. I just have to say that that’s an ingenious way to get Americans to stop smoking pot. -Conan O'Brien Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from O... Read more

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