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Late Nite Funnies

Monday, September 16, 2013      7 comments

The kids are going back to school. When I was a kid, you used to take an apple to school for the teacher to get on her good side. Now you send over a drink. -Dave Letterman Plans are being discussed for a reality show based on the White Hou... Read more

"How many of you love your husbands?"

Monday, September 16, 2013      19 comments

In a morning Bible study, a group of women were studying how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When ... Read more


Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

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A Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because ... Read more

Liver & Cheese

Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same ... Read more

Laws of Life:

Saturday, September 14, 2013      5 comments

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you ... Read more

Tombstone treasures

Saturday, September 14, 2013      6 comments

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: born 1903 died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. Thurmont, Maryland Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. Nova Scotia He... Read more

How To Get A Life

Friday, September 13, 2013      7 comments

It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. Turn off the computer. Play ... Read more

What FOX viewers believe!

Thursday, September 12, 2013      13 comments

According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe: 67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious. 45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists 2% Believe that science is more impor... Read more


Tuesday, September 10, 2013      3 comments

On Tuesday President Obama is planning to address the nation. Instead of calling his plan to attack Syria “a war,” he is calling it a "limited military intervention" — which sounds better than "potential endless quagmire." -Jay Leno Do you ... Read more

late nite funnies - 9/9

Monday, September 09, 2013      8 comments

Republican leaders have agreed to support President Obama's plan to attack Syria. See, that’s what I love about our country. The only time Republicans and Democrats can agree on something is when it’s time to bomb somebody. -Jay Leno Tim Ro... Read more

Dear Dr. Laura:

Sunday, September 08, 2013      12 comments

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura,... Read more

At the lawyer's office...

Sunday, September 08, 2013      8 comments

A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees." "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds?" "Oh shore do!", exclaimed the farmer, "Got me bout a... Read more

Letter from Maw

Saturday, September 07, 2013      9 comments

Dear Son, Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better, off now, getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we'd do a little fixin‚ up. We sent to Rosemont and Seasbuck for one of them there bathrooms you he... Read more


Friday, September 06, 2013      7 comments

President Obama is trying to get congressional approval before we attack Syria. And if that works, there’s talk we might even consider bringing back the rest of the Constitution. -Jay Leno Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama... Read more

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