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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Monday, February 14, 2011      6 comments

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10 What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age... Read more
Hiding the Evidence
Saturday, February 12, 2011      5 comments

A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they'd eaten half of it. The next day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice. Then another,... Read more
WAYS TO STAY STRESSED
Monday, February 07, 2011      3 comments

Are you worried now about how to stay stressed? You'll have no trouble if you practice the following clinically proven methods: NEVER EXERCISE. Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying. EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT. Hey, i... Read more
In Good Company
Wednesday, February 02, 2011      2 comments

My daughter couldn't muster the willpower to lose unwanted pounds. One day, watching a svelte friend walking up our driveway, she lamented, "Linda's so skinny it makes me sick." "If it bothers you," I suggested gently, "why don't you do somet... Read more
Secret Switch
Tuesday, February 01, 2011      4 comments

After noticing how trim my husband had become, a friend asked me how I had persuaded him to diet. It was then I shared my dark secret: "I put our teenage son's shorts in his underwear drawer." ... Read more
Something to Prove
Monday, January 31, 2011      3 comments

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style. Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do ... Read more
Subtle Hint
Thursday, January 27, 2011      6 comments

Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn't consider myself overweight until the day I decided to clean my refrigerator. I sat on a chair in front of the appliance and reached in to wipe the back wall. While I was in this position,... Read more
Bland Diet Food
Wednesday, January 26, 2011      3 comments

My sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before. Reading the ingredients, I commented, "It looks lik... Read more
Weight Loss Buddies
Monday, January 24, 2011      5 comments

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out an... Read more
No More Meat!
Sunday, January 23, 2011      6 comments

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You wil... Read more
BEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER!
Saturday, January 22, 2011      4 comments

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Actual excerpts from classified sections:
Friday, January 21, 2011      5 comments

Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. Dog for sale: It eats anything and is fond of children. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Now is your ch... Read more
How to find time for exercising
Wednesday, January 19, 2011      5 comments

Skip house cleaning altogether... -- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. -- Cobwebs: Artfully drape... Read more
Installing a husband
Tuesday, January 18, 2011      7 comments

Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In... Read more
ACTUAL ANSWERS FROM THE FAMILY FEUD
Tuesday, January 18, 2011      7 comments

Some people just can't think on their feet..... Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin Name an occupation where you need... Read more

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