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Where easter eggs come from
Tuesday, April 19, 2011      5 comments

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Eggshell?
Monday, April 18, 2011      4 comments

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Egg Dying Contest
Saturday, April 16, 2011      2 comments

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Dye Job
Friday, April 15, 2011      6 comments

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New Vocabulary
Tuesday, April 12, 2011      7 comments

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. ... Read more
Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal
Sunday, April 10, 2011      4 comments

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point... Read more
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE
Saturday, April 02, 2011      10 comments

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. ... Read more
So Far So Good
Saturday, April 02, 2011      3 comments

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How to Mess Up a Job Interview
Wednesday, March 30, 2011      3 comments

We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves i... Read more
The Bible According to Kids
Monday, March 28, 2011      10 comments

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ... Read more
Ponderings for Idle Moments
Sunday, March 27, 2011      2 comments

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? - Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? - How come abbreviated is such a long word? - If i... Read more
MONEY
Saturday, March 26, 2011      3 comments

It can buy you a House, But not a Home. It can buy you a Bed, But not Sleep. It can buy you a Clock, But not Time. It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge. It can buy you a Position, But not Respect. It ... Read more
The Yellow Light
Thursday, March 17, 2011      6 comments

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her ho... Read more
Getting Old
Sunday, March 13, 2011      7 comments

- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - The older we get, th... Read more
Prayer for Japan
Saturday, March 12, 2011      4 comments

Great Father God, I ask for prayers for the healing of the people of northern Japan in this time of great distress. I ask for ease and sweetness to enfold the spirits of so many newly dead, who died in fear and confusion. I as... Read more

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