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Living in Oregon

Thursday, April 28, 2011      7 comments

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon. If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation wit... Read more

Chocolate Mini-Eggs

Friday, April 22, 2011      5 comments

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RUDE AWAKENING

Wednesday, April 20, 2011      4 comments

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Where easter eggs come from

Tuesday, April 19, 2011      5 comments

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Eggshell?

Monday, April 18, 2011      4 comments

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Egg Dying Contest

Saturday, April 16, 2011      2 comments

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Dye Job

Friday, April 15, 2011      6 comments

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New Vocabulary

Tuesday, April 12, 2011      7 comments

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. ... Read more

Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal

Sunday, April 10, 2011      4 comments

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point... Read more

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE

Saturday, April 02, 2011      10 comments

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. ... Read more

So Far So Good

Saturday, April 02, 2011      3 comments

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How to Mess Up a Job Interview

Wednesday, March 30, 2011      3 comments

We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves i... Read more

The Bible According to Kids

Monday, March 28, 2011      10 comments

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ... Read more

Ponderings for Idle Moments

Sunday, March 27, 2011      2 comments

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? - Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? - How come abbreviated is such a long word? - If i... Read more

MONEY

Saturday, March 26, 2011      3 comments

It can buy you a House, But not a Home. It can buy you a Bed, But not Sleep. It can buy you a Clock, But not Time. It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge. It can buy you a Position, But not Respect. It ... Read more


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