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"The Bar VS The Church"
Wednesday, September 07, 2016      11 comments

"The Bar VS The Church" A Bar Opened Opposite a Church! The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business... Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it. Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities f... Read more
"Diggin Holes"
Monday, September 05, 2016      14 comments

"Diggin Holes" A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man ... Read more
"Old Lady's 3 Wishes"
Thursday, September 01, 2016      17 comments

"Old Lady's 3 Wishes" An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.... Read more
"Many Gogh's"
Wednesday, August 31, 2016      10 comments

"Many Gogh's" After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh Hi... Read more
"Protestant Turned Catholic"
Tuesday, August 30, 2016      14 comments

"Protestant Turned Catholic" Protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics, they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics, they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So ... Read more
"Needed Couple Days Off Bad"
Saturday, August 27, 2016      12 comments

"Needed Couple Days Off Bad" I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on ... Read more
"The Pastors New False Teeth"
Friday, August 26, 2016      16 comments

"The Pastors New False Teeth" A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following... Read more
THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS
Wednesday, August 24, 2016      11 comments

THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: Itís your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious T... Read more
"Convent Fire"
Monday, August 22, 2016      13 comments

"Convent Fire" During a fire at a Convent, a group of Nuns are trapped on the third floor. Thinking quickly, they took off their habits, tied them together and used them as a rope to climb down from the window. After safely reachin... Read more
An 80-year old man
Thursday, August 18, 2016      18 comments

An 80-year old man An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you thin... Read more
Little Johnny is at it again
Monday, August 15, 2016      15 comments

Little Johnny is at it again Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... Read more
"Satan Showed Up In Church "
Friday, August 12, 2016      11 comments

"Satan Showed Up In Church " A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front ... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Friday, August 12, 2016      5 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Wednesday, August 10, 2016      11 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more

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