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"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." & "Bettin On Betty Sue!"
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      7 comments

"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." Three girls died and had to make it up a set of long stairs to get to heaven. On each step, God would tell a joke and if the girl laughed, she would go to hell. If she didn't l... Read more
"Blonde Driving A Convertible!"
Saturday, April 08, 2017      10 comments

"Blonde Driving A Convertible!" There's this blonde girl driving a convertible sports car a little too fast down the highway when she gets pulled over by a police car. Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop. The ... Read more
"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!"
Tuesday, April 04, 2017      7 comments

"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!" One day the Sheriff of this little western town was makin his daily rounds and seen ole Luke sittin on the bench with his hand all wrapped up and bandaged! He asked him "Luke, what happens to ya buddy?" Luke said ... Read more
Wives and Mother in Laws......LoL
Saturday, April 01, 2017      13 comments

"Why So Fast Sir?" A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he’d outrun the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car’s speed rose to sixty, ... Read more
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A.......
Thursday, March 30, 2017      8 comments

"How To Shower Like A Woman": Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colored. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at yo... Read more
"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!"
Tuesday, March 28, 2017      11 comments

"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!" A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for t... Read more
"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!"
Tuesday, March 28, 2017      6 comments

"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!" A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for t... Read more
40 questions..... and answers
Monday, March 27, 2017      8 comments

40 questions..... and answers Monday, March 27, 2017 Borrowed from MISSDORKNESS, ONEKIDSMOM, POLSKARENIA, ADAKARA, et. al.: Learn 40 things about your friends and let them learn 40 things about you. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Y... Read more
"Two Gotchas!"
Friday, March 24, 2017      4 comments

"Two Gotchas!" One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $500 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas.'" The go... Read more
More Giggles...........
Thursday, March 23, 2017      6 comments

"And That's When The Fight Started!...." My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight s... Read more
"You Could Have!"
Monday, March 20, 2017      4 comments

"You Could Have!" Haha! A married couple is traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sle... Read more
"Burning In My Bosom!"
Sunday, March 19, 2017      8 comments

"Burning In My Bosom!" A husband and wife celebrating their 50 year wedding anniversary while sitting at breakfast table. Wife asks husband, "Do you remember that 50 years ago today we were on our honeymoon?" Husband says, "Yes, I do.... Read more
"THE DIRTY BIRD"
Saturday, March 18, 2017      7 comments

"The Dirty Bird!" A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. ... Read more
Today is a Day to Giggle... Happy St. Patty's!
Friday, March 17, 2017      6 comments

"Dr I'm So Sick!" A lady says: "Doctor, Im so sick! I feel dizzy, everything spins and my heart is burning." The man says "Ma'am... 1st, Im not a doctor, Im a bartender." 2nd you are not sick, you are drunk and 3rd... you're hear... Read more
"AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED "
Tuesday, March 14, 2017      8 comments

"And That's When The Fight Started!....." After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and... Read more

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