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"Attempted Murder In The Grocery Store Parking Lot!"
Sunday, February 19, 2017      5 comments

"Attempted Murder In The Grocery Store Parking Lot!" Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows... Read more
"Mexican Jews" and no it's not racist.....
Monday, February 13, 2017      10 comments

"Mexican Jews" Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?" Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waite... Read more
"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"
Friday, February 10, 2017      10 comments

"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …" LAWYER: What’s your age? OLD LADY: I’m 68. LAWYER: Tell us, in your own words, what happened to you, on the day in question. OLD LADY: Well I was, sitting there on a park bench on a warm spring even... Read more
"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"
Friday, February 10, 2017      2 comments

"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …" LAWYER: What’s your age? OLD LADY: I’m 68. LAWYER: Tell us, in your own words, what happened to you, on the day in question. OLD LADY: Well I was, sitting there on a park bench on a warm spring even... Read more
"Three Bulls Talkin Bull!!
Thursday, February 09, 2017      13 comments

"Three Bulls Talkin Bull!! Three Bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 y... Read more
"Spend, Spend, Spend."
Wednesday, February 08, 2017      9 comments

"Spend, Spend, Spend." Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the... Read more
"What Gender Is A Computer?"
Monday, February 06, 2017      12 comments

"What Gender Is A Computer?" An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usuall... Read more
"Divorced Barbie!"
Sunday, February 05, 2017      9 comments

"Divorced Barbie!" Guy walks into a Department Store and asked the lady where the Barbies were. "It's my daughters birthday he explained." She leads him to a Isle with a bunch of barbies that were all priced $$10.00. There was barb... Read more
"ALCOHOL WARNINGS"
Saturday, February 04, 2017      9 comments

"ALCOHOL WARNINGS" The government have decided that young people, especially females are not getting the message on excessive drinking. So a special think tank hove come up with some new message that will shortly be appearing on alcohol ... Read more
"Two Irish Nuns!"
Thursday, February 02, 2017      11 comments

"Two Irish Nuns!" Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do a... Read more
"Try These On!"
Wednesday, February 01, 2017      17 comments

"Try These On!" A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and... Read more
"Four Married Guys Golfing!"
Tuesday, January 31, 2017      5 comments

"Four Married Guys Golfing!" One weekend four married guys went golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation took place. First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to pr... Read more
Every Body Deserves A " SECOND CHANCE"
Saturday, January 28, 2017      10 comments

"Second Chance" Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You guys seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want yo... Read more
"Friends" Some times get their just dessert's...Lol
Friday, January 27, 2017      6 comments

"Friends" A man takes his girl out. On the way home he stops five miles out of town and tells her he wants to to have sex with her. She refuses to put out so he . . . puts her out. She walks back. The next night they go back ... Read more
"Blonde On A Plane!"....
Tuesday, January 24, 2017      20 comments

"Blonde On A Plane!".... There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on a airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally,the lawyer offered her 10-1 odds, & said e... Read more

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