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"Needed Couple Days Off Bad"
Saturday, August 27, 2016      12 comments

"Needed Couple Days Off Bad" I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on ... Read more
"The Pastors New False Teeth"
Friday, August 26, 2016      16 comments

"The Pastors New False Teeth" A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following... Read more
THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS
Wednesday, August 24, 2016      11 comments

THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious T... Read more
"Convent Fire"
Monday, August 22, 2016      13 comments

"Convent Fire" During a fire at a Convent, a group of Nuns are trapped on the third floor. Thinking quickly, they took off their habits, tied them together and used them as a rope to climb down from the window. After safely reachin... Read more
An 80-year old man
Thursday, August 18, 2016      18 comments

An 80-year old man An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you thin... Read more
Little Johnny is at it again
Monday, August 15, 2016      15 comments

Little Johnny is at it again Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... Read more
"Satan Showed Up In Church "
Friday, August 12, 2016      11 comments

"Satan Showed Up In Church " A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front ... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Friday, August 12, 2016      5 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Wednesday, August 10, 2016      11 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more
Justin bieber thinks that he is smarter than Sheriff Chuck Norris
Tuesday, August 09, 2016      13 comments

Justin bieber thinks that he is smarter than Sheriff Chuck Norris Justin bieber runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by Sheriff Chuck Norris. Bieber thinks that he is smarter than Chuck because he is sure that he has a better education. ... Read more
"Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast!"
Monday, August 08, 2016      12 comments

"Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast!" An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe c... Read more
"So Here We Are"
Saturday, August 06, 2016      10 comments

"So Here We Are" After a day of shopping a wife returns home to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Before the wife had a chance to storm out the husband said: 'Wait, I can explain how this all came about. I found this youn... Read more
THE EVER NAGGING WIFE
Wednesday, August 03, 2016      18 comments

THE EVER NAGGING WIFE ......this is sooo bad!! forgive me Lord! A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried he... Read more
The Cat Scan and Lab Test....
Tuesday, August 02, 2016      8 comments

The Cat Scan and Lab Test.... A man carried his dog into the veterinarian's office. The dog was limp and near death. The vet checked the dog over, and then the dog gave a sigh and stopped breathing. "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead,... Read more
Get a Job...lol
Monday, August 01, 2016      11 comments

Get a Job...lol emoticon A tattooed young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front ... Read more

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