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"The Ring"
Friday, June 02, 2017      7 comments

"The Ring" A cop sees a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asks. “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it,” she replies. “Did you drop it right here?” “Nope,” says the blonde, “bu... Read more
One Stone & Two Birds.....
Thursday, June 01, 2017      7 comments

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone cal... Read more
"A Man Walks Into A Bar"
Monday, May 01, 2017      9 comments

"A Man Walks Into A Bar" A man walks into a bar with his little Jack Russell terrier. He puts the dog on the barstool next to his. The bartender wanders over and the man says, ‘I’ll have a pot thanks, mate.’ The dog says, ‘I’ll have a... Read more
"Navajo Hitchhiker!"
Thursday, April 27, 2017      6 comments

"Navajo Hitchhiker!" Sally (AKA Lone Wolf) was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the c... Read more
"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." & "Bettin On Betty Sue!"
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      7 comments

"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." Three girls died and had to make it up a set of long stairs to get to heaven. On each step, God would tell a joke and if the girl laughed, she would go to hell. If she didn't l... Read more
"Blonde Driving A Convertible!"
Saturday, April 08, 2017      10 comments

"Blonde Driving A Convertible!" There's this blonde girl driving a convertible sports car a little too fast down the highway when she gets pulled over by a police car. Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop. The ... Read more
"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!"
Tuesday, April 04, 2017      7 comments

"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!" One day the Sheriff of this little western town was makin his daily rounds and seen ole Luke sittin on the bench with his hand all wrapped up and bandaged! He asked him "Luke, what happens to ya buddy?" Luke said ... Read more
Wives and Mother in Laws......LoL
Saturday, April 01, 2017      13 comments

"Why So Fast Sir?" A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he’d outrun the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car’s speed rose to sixty, ... Read more
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A.......
Thursday, March 30, 2017      8 comments

"How To Shower Like A Woman": Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colored. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at yo... Read more
"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!"
Tuesday, March 28, 2017      11 comments

"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!" A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for t... Read more
"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!"
Tuesday, March 28, 2017      6 comments

"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!" A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for t... Read more
40 questions..... and answers
Monday, March 27, 2017      8 comments

40 questions..... and answers Monday, March 27, 2017 Borrowed from MISSDORKNESS, ONEKIDSMOM, POLSKARENIA, ADAKARA, et. al.: Learn 40 things about your friends and let them learn 40 things about you. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Y... Read more
"Two Gotchas!"
Friday, March 24, 2017      4 comments

"Two Gotchas!" One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $500 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas.'" The go... Read more
More Giggles...........
Thursday, March 23, 2017      6 comments

"And That's When The Fight Started!...." My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight s... Read more
"You Could Have!"
Monday, March 20, 2017      4 comments

"You Could Have!" Haha! A married couple is traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sle... Read more

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