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Spend more time outside with your dog. Teach him how to throw a stick for you to chase. Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!? My doctor told me to keep in shape. Well, this is my shape and I'm keeping it! After I lose 20 pounds, I'm moving to a new apartment. When my weight comes back, it won't know where to find me! Normally, I don't recommend starch blockers, but this one really works!
Fried pork rinds are the perfect diet snack. They crunch so loud, you can't hear the beer or pizza commercials! If I'm digging my grave with a fork and spoon, wouldn't that burn a lot of calories? My heart has survived 16 girlfriends, 7 fiancees and 4 ex-wives. You think my heart is afraid of a cheeseburger?! They say people eventually start to look like their dog. I need to find a dog who looks like George Clooney. You know you are a SparkPeople member when the scale is your friend and not your foe.
I was going to get up early to go running, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1. I'm trying to squeeze 30 minutes of exercise into my daily schedule. Today I took 120 fifteen-second walks.

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