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You need to incorporate some stretching into your fitness routine, so I glued all of your snacks to the ceiling!

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Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?! Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside you that really matters. A biology teacher told me that. Salad isn't covered by my HMO. My belly is a vital part of my 401 (k) plan. I may have to live off this fat when I retire! You haven't been taking your cholesterol medication, have you Mr. Grosshart?
My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants. I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting. If I gain 20 pounds, it will give me the motivation I need to stick to my diet! I found you a donor for an attitude transplant. It's good that you're eating more fresh fruit and vegetables, but be careful to chew more thoroughly.
Cucumber slices instead of pepperoni, vinegar instead of cheese, lettuce instead of crust-- it's diet pizza! You know you're getting too much fat in your diet when your freckles are made of pepperoni!

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