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You are the apple of my eye, your sister is the banana of my ear, and your father is the peach of my nose.

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Finally, a food label I can understand! Each serving contains 10 grams of fat and 5 grams of thin. What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? I lost 60 pounds on the Swiss Cheese Diet! So SparkPeople is all about balancing healthy eating and physical activity? Sounds difficult. I'm on that diet where you eat nothing but snake meat. If inactivity is bad for you, how come trees live hundreds of years?
Lose some weight, quit smoking, move around more, and eat the carrot. When you deprive your body by dieting, it may interpret this as starvation and adapt as necessary to survive. It's normal for a man your age to have chest pains when he drips hot, melted pizza cheese on his shirt. It's a multimedia slide presentation explaining how I can live a happy, health and productive life without broccoli. This is my favorite photo. It was taken back when I had really thin thighs, during my mother's second trimester.
I did a 30-0minute workout today: 15 minutes looking for my sneakers, 10 minutes looking for my sweat pants and 5 minutes on the treadmill. They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster!

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