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I know dieting can be stressful, but try gnawing on a carrot instead of my nerves! I'm on the Green Eggs and Ham Diet. I'm only allowed to eat foods that rhyme. If pizza is hot enough to burn the roof of your mouth, why isn't it hot enough to melt belly fat? If walking makes your legs thinner and sit-ups make your waist thinner, how come chewing doesn't make my face thinner? Tell me more about the Acupuncture Diet. Does it really work?
What's wrong with eating donuts to cure obesity? Don't you believe in alternative medicine? Does it hurt to chew? Only when my mom makes me eat broccoli, liver or tofu! What's wrong, Lassie? Is Timmy's cholesterol in trouble? Did your doctor say 'eat more fish' or 'eat fish more often'? I'd like some dry broiled fish, sliced cucumbers, and fresh mixed berries. If you don't have that, I'll take a triple bacon cheeseburger, jumbo fries and a cookie dough shake!
A low carb diet is bad for you! One of my patients slipped on some bacon grease and broke her toe! My doctor is sitting two rows behind me! Do you sell chocolate-covered fish oil capsules?

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