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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.

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Cellulite doesn't pay rent to live on my thighs, so I'm getting a court order to have mine evicted! The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine. Yes, I won the SparkTrophy. But I have yet to RECEIVE my trophy! You know you are a SparkPeople member when you drink 9 cups of water a day just to see the water cup overflow.
Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are fine. My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising. My lawyer is helping me lose weight. My stomach is suing my mouth. Why am I so happy? I won a bonus spin on the SparkPoints wheel this morning!
I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free. I'm free-range, but I still feel caged in by my doubts and fears. You have Type 3 Diabetes. Too much artificial sweetener in your blood! My doctor says oily fish is good for my heart. I'll have the deep-fried seafood platter!

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