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This exercise is great for your arms, shoulders, chest and back. Do four sets of 15 repetitions, then move on to the yarn ball for your aerobics.

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Stop resting in peace and start getting some exercise! Every restaurant has a computer these days. See if the chef has software to compress a 1000 calorie meal into a 200 calorie meal. For lunch I tried the Cheeseburger And Fries Diet, but that didn't work. So for dinner, I'm going to try the Lasagna and Cheesecake Diet. The round bits taste like circles, the square bits taste like squares, and the triangular bits taste like triangles.
I can't drink alcohol on my low-carb diet. I'll just have a couple shots of gravy with a twist of bacon. Step 1: apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas. Step 2: run 10 miles a day. My heart has survived 16 girlfriends, 7 fiancees and 4 ex-wives. You think my heart is afraid of a cheeseburger?! How many times must I remind you? Eight glasses a day!
I don't want to download a song or a movie or a TV show or a book-- I want to download something for dinner! I lost 60 pounds on the Swiss Cheese Diet! My diet doctor says: It's not what you're eating, it's what's eating you! Well, if something is eating me, how come I'm not getting smaller? Your blood sugar is too high.

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