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Which 'sensible diet' do you want me to follow? I found 123,942 of them on the internet! Someday, son, you'll be old enough to do anything you like. But by then you'll be too tired to like anything. Cucumber slices instead of pepperoni, vinegar instead of cheese, lettuce instead of crust-- it's diet pizza! Our Quick Start gym membership comes with a free set of press-on abs! I want to turn my body into a powerful fat-burning furnace!
Thank you for calling The Yoga Studio. To learn more about the benefits of yoga, press 1 with your pinkie toe and hold it for 20 minutes. There was a time when I had to actually EAT the chocolate before it went straight to my hips! If you're going to use a smartphone, I recommend a Blackberry. Blackberries are rich in vitamins and antioxidants. Come on wheel, I worked really hard today, give me big SparkPoints! So, how do I cash all these SparkPoints in for real prizes?
If you are what you eat, maybe pizza will give you more pizzazz! If hopping burns more calories than walking, and it helps you eat more salad, then OK, I approve of the Bunny Suit Diet.

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