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If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!

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Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?! Lose some weight, quit smoking, move around more, and eat the carrot. You've got a Hi-Def, surround-sound home theater system, Blu-ray player, satellite TV with 500 channels… and you'd rather watch me chase a stick??? Salad isn't covered by my HMO.
I've always had a problem with authority figures. I even argue with my control-top pantyhose. The only diet shake I recommend is the shake your booty makes when you exercise. They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster! My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants.
My friend Molly lost 6 pounds eating nothing but rawhide, tennis balls, and squeaky rubber pork chops! Of course your arteries are clear. For 25 years, I've been adding a drop of drain cleaner to your morning coffee. A vegetarian diet is good for stress. If you crunch loud enough, you can't hear your kids bicker during dinner. LDL stands for Lousy Darn Lipos and HDL stands for Hunky Dory Lipos.

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