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If the brain is mostly made of fat, then gaining weight in college helps you get smarter!

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If I don't go to the doctor, he can't find anything wrong with me. That's how I stay healthy! I have one pill that blocks fat, one pill that blocks carbs, and one pill that blocks the kitchen door. What happens when breakfast finds out it's the most important meal of the day. Every time I go on a diet, I lose my mind. Unfortunately, it doesn't weigh very much!
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink as much chocolate milk as my stomach will hold, eat handfuls of sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear squealing like a monkey. I did a 30-0minute workout today: 15 minutes looking for my sneakers, 10 minutes looking for my sweat pants and 5 minutes on the treadmill. Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?! Lose some weight, quit smoking, move around more, and eat the carrot.
You've got a Hi-Def, surround-sound home theater system, Blu-ray player, satellite TV with 500 channels… and you'd rather watch me chase a stick??? Salad isn't covered by my HMO. I've always had a problem with authority figures. I even argue with my control-top pantyhose. The only diet shake I recommend is the shake your booty makes when you exercise.

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