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You've got a Hi-Def, surround-sound home theater system, Blu-ray player, satellite TV with 500 channels… and you'd rather watch me chase a stick??? Salad isn't covered by my HMO. The only diet shake I recommend is the shake your booty makes when you exercise. They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster! My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants.
Of course your arteries are clear. For 25 years, I've been adding a drop of drain cleaner to your morning coffee. A vegetarian diet is good for stress. If you crunch loud enough, you can't hear your kids bicker during dinner. LDL stands for Lousy Darn Lipos and HDL stands for Hunky Dory Lipos. You're in perfect health. Wait here while I check what you should take for that. Welcome to the Weight Loss Forum. To lose one pound, double-click your mouse six million times.
You haven't been taking your cholesterol medication, have you Mr. Grosshart? I started bicycling to help me get in shape, but swallowing all those bugs made me gain weight!

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