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Diet Myth #173: Eating the candles on your birthday cake helps you burn calories.

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Every day I walk for 30 minutes, I drink 8 glasses of water, and I eat 5 fruits and vegetables… BUT I'M STILL GETTING OLDER! You know you're a SparkPeople member when you sleep in your workout clothes because Coach Nicole said it would help with morning workouts. It's impossible to stick to my diet, but I get a lot of exercise beating myself up! It's normal for a man your age to have chest pains when he drips hot, melted pizza cheese on his shirt.
It's different when you get older. When you're my age, visions of sugar plums dance on your thighs. No, I don't know if the Gingerbread man was gluten-free There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate him so I can hear my TV programs? How many packs of gum would I need to chew to burn as many calories as two miles of jogging?
Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!? Obesity is a symptom of modern technology. Your mouth has a broadband connection to the nutrition superhighway. My diet says I can have 1800 calories per day. It doesn't say anything about NIGHT! This magazine says we can lose 50 pounds in a week by eating chocolate cake three times a day. Finally, a diet that makes sense!

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