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My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising. My lawyer is helping me lose weight. My stomach is suing my mouth. Why am I so happy? I won a bonus spin on the SparkPoints wheel this morning! I'm free-range, but I still feel caged in by my doubts and fears. You have Type 3 Diabetes. Too much artificial sweetener in your blood!
My doctor says oily fish is good for my heart. I'll have the deep-fried seafood platter! Whenever your cholesterol goes too high, a sensor will send a signal that automatically locks the kitchen door and turns on your treadmill. You need strong medicine to relieve your stress. I'm prescribing a puppy. My dad is getting old and cranky. Last night at dinner, he told the wild rice to settle down. Every day I walk for 30 minutes, I drink 8 glasses of water, and I eat 5 fruits and vegetables… BUT I'M STILL GETTING OLDER!
You know you're a SparkPeople member when you sleep in your workout clothes because Coach Nicole said it would help with morning workouts. It's impossible to stick to my diet, but I get a lot of exercise beating myself up!

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