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Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?!

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Lose some weight, quit smoking, move around more, and eat the carrot. You've got a Hi-Def, surround-sound home theater system, Blu-ray player, satellite TV with 500 channels… and you'd rather watch me chase a stick??? The only diet shake I recommend is the shake your booty makes when you exercise. They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster! Of course your arteries are clear. For 25 years, I've been adding a drop of drain cleaner to your morning coffee.
A vegetarian diet is good for stress. If you crunch loud enough, you can't hear your kids bicker during dinner. LDL stands for Lousy Darn Lipos and HDL stands for Hunky Dory Lipos. You're in perfect health. Wait here while I check what you should take for that. Welcome to the Weight Loss Forum. To lose one pound, double-click your mouse six million times. I started bicycling to help me get in shape, but swallowing all those bugs made me gain weight!
I don't understand how I got so fat! Doesn't tail wagging count as cardio? If you are what you eat, I'd rather be thin like a French fry than round like a head of lettuce!

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