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My doctor told me to increase my activity. Chewing, changing channels, and napping are activities!

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You haven't been taking your cholesterol medication, have you Mr. Grosshart? I started bicycling to help me get in shape, but swallowing all those bugs made me gain weight! I don't understand how I got so fat! Doesn't tail wagging count as cardio? If you are what you eat, I'd rather be thin like a French fry than round like a head of lettuce! I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting.
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