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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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If you are what you eat, I'd rather be thin like a French fry than round like a head of lettuce! I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting. I'm on the Pasta Diet. I walk pasta donut shop without stopping, I walk pasta pizza place without stopping… Cellulite doesn't pay rent to live on my thighs, so I'm getting a court order to have mine evicted! The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine.
Yes, I won the SparkTrophy. But I have yet to RECEIVE my trophy! Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are fine. My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising. My lawyer is helping me lose weight. My stomach is suing my mouth. Why am I so happy? I won a bonus spin on the SparkPoints wheel this morning!
I'm free-range, but I still feel caged in by my doubts and fears. You have Type 3 Diabetes. Too much artificial sweetener in your blood!

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