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I don't understand how I got so fat! Doesn't tail wagging count as cardio? If you are what you eat, I'd rather be thin like a French fry than round like a head of lettuce! I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting. I'm on the Pasta Diet. I walk pasta donut shop without stopping, I walk pasta pizza place without stopping… Cellulite doesn't pay rent to live on my thighs, so I'm getting a court order to have mine evicted!
The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine. Yes, I won the SparkTrophy. But I have yet to RECEIVE my trophy! Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are fine. My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising. My lawyer is helping me lose weight. My stomach is suing my mouth.
Why am I so happy? I won a bonus spin on the SparkPoints wheel this morning! I'm free-range, but I still feel caged in by my doubts and fears.

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