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I tried all the fitness fads, but my doctor was right all along-- walking is still the best exercise. We have an excellent employee health plan: we built our parking garage 2 miles away from the office! They revised the Food Pyramind again. Today at work, I received 650 E-mails from feedme@homecat.com! Was that you?
I need a big belly. You can't fit this much charm and personality into a small package! Will work for low calorie, all natural, locally grown, gluten free, whole food with minimal packaging. The red circles are your red blood cells. The white circles are your white blood cells. The brown circles are donuts. We need to talk. Pulling open the bag and chewing all the chips burns more calories than leaving the bag on the shelf!
Sometimes it's good to change your walking routine. Try walking around the block instead of wandering around the kitchen. They tried adding healthy snacks to the vending machines, but all that rotting fruit made the candy bars taste bad. If only spending time on SparkPeople burned calories! MEMO: In the spirit of diversity, anyone offering food for thought must also provide a vegetarian version, as well as low-carb, low-fat, and Kosher versions.

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