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For years your teachers kept telling you to settle down and sit still. You can stop now.

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I bought this to help you with your diet. It's a compass that always points to lettuce! Can't we just enjoy a nice walk without stopping to measure your pulse every five minutes? The good news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. The bad news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. No, HDL and LDL were not the robots in Star Wars.
I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a cousin, a niece, and an aunt… that's only 23 pounds per woman! If we measure time in dog years, shouldn't we get fed 21 times a day? You'll lose weight on any strict diet, but it's mostly water… from crying It's a smoke detector. It tells me if I'm exercising hard enough to burn fat!
So SparkPeople is all about balancing healthy eating and physical activity? Sounds difficult. I'm on that diet where you eat nothing but snake meat. Warning: The following program contains 17 minutes of food commercials. Dieters are strongly advised to turn off their TV and go for a walk. The 4 Food Groups are stuff I can't eat because of my heart, stuff I can't eat because of my diabetes, stuff I can't eat because of my gout, and stuff I can't eat because of my acid reflux. Salad isn't covered by my HMO.

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