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If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!

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MEMO: In the spirit of diversity, anyone offering food for thought must also provide a vegetarian version, as well as low-carb, low-fat, and Kosher versions. It's the most effective diet pill we sell. Chase it around the handball court for an hour a day. If we measure time in dog years, shouldn't we get fed 21 times a day? The Grim Reaper is all bone and no muscle. I don't have to be in great shape to outrun him!
You can still enjoy a cocktail before dinner. Have you ever tried a fish oil martini? Your belly button never does that? I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free. You know you're a SparkPeople member when you introduce yourself as your SparkPeople username!
Okay, but each pound counts as a separate wish! I think diabetes is affecting my eyesight. I have trouble seeing the consequences of poor food choices. Don't tell me to improve my diet. I ate a carrot once and nothing happened! A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away!

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