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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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It's a pacemaker for your heart, plus you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas! Care for some freshly-ground fiber on your cheese fries? I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you think I can change my weight? Your new pacemaker includes a Pac-Man game that gobbles up the cholesterol in your arteries! I'm prescribing a diet patch to repair the leak in your willpower
I've always had a problem with authority figures. I even argue with my control-top pantyhose. My doctor told me to find an activity I like and do it for at least 30 minutes a day. Watching TV is an activity I like! Actually, I wouldn't mind if someone stole 25 pounds of my identity. This exercise is great for your arms, shoulders, chest and back. Do four sets of 15 repetitions, then move on to the yarn ball for your aerobics. If the brain is mostly made of fat, then gaining weight in college helps you get smarter!
My body is apple-shaped and yours is pear-shaped. How can we be unhealthy if we look like a fresh fruit salad? You know you are a SparkPeople member when you drink 9 cups of water a day just to see the water cup overflow.

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