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For years your teachers kept telling you to settle down and sit still. You can stop now.

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It's a multimedia slide presentation explaining how I can live a happy, health and productive life without broccoli. If you lose weight, you'll have more energy. Why do you think they call it FATigue? Finally, a food label I can understand! Each serving contains 10 grams of fat and 5 grams of thin. My body is apple-shaped and yours is pear-shaped. How can we be unhealthy if we look like a fresh fruit salad?
I use aerobics music for my ringtone. Every time I get a call, I can sneak in an extra 15-second workout! Have a wonderful time at the ball, Cinderella, but remember-- at midnight the hors d'oeuvres turn into hips and thighs! The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient. The vet says I need a hobby. I thought eating and sleeping were my hobbies!
Napping is the best activity for weight loss. I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! I want you to trim the fat from our budget. And to keep everyone happy, cut out the carbs too. Belly button enlargement is a popular alternative to other types of weight loss surgery. It's made from seaweed, bee pollen, fish oil and organic dirt, but the magazine says it tastes exactly like chocolate cake!

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