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I printed your diet with a large font to make the portions look bigger. I recommend yo-yo dieting. Lower a yo-yo into your food, eat whatever sticks to the yo-yo. Something to make the world look sane again-- is there an app for that? I'm making my will. I'm leaving my money to charity, my organs to science, and my cellulite to the donut shop.
Be careful-- sometimes it's a green lollipop and sometimes it's a brussels sprout! Tomatoes, corn syrup, vinegar, water, salt. See, there are no cats in catsup! Our diet spaghetti is exactly the same as our regular spaghetti, except you plant, cultivate, harvest and grind your own wheat. How many times should I push the elevator button to equal the same calories as taking the stairs?
Less flying… more walking. If I follow 5 different diets at the same time, one of them is bound to work! Normally, I don't recommend starch blockers, but this one really works! Potato chips aren't rubbery and blubbery like fat. They're crispy and crunchy like lettuce. That proves they're diet food!

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