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I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded.

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These ear plugs will help you stick to your diet. When you wear them, you can't hear snacks calling your name from the kitchen. I wish eating was more like investing. No matter how much I feed my mutual fund, it keeps getting smaller! If you start drinking, smoking and eating fatty food, you'll have enough retirement money to last the rest of your life. My doctor wants me to reach a normal weight. But if everyone is heavy now, then overweight is the new normal!
Diet Myth #173: Eating the candles on your birthday cake helps you burn calories. I can get by on just 2 hours of sleep every day, as long as I nap for 14 hours. They say people eventually start to look like their dog. I need to find a dog who looks like George Clooney. You have many weight-loss options: gastric bypass, donut shop bypass, pizza parlor bypass, buffet bypass…
Will work for low calorie, all natural, locally grown, gluten free, whole food with minimal packaging. Fried pork rinds are the perfect diet snack. They crunch so loud, you can't hear the beer or pizza commercials! Our new product has no fat, no cholesterol, no calories, no sugar, no salt and no preservatives. The box is empty, but it has exactly what everyone wants! Explain to me again why we need gluten-free ink in our printers.

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