SparkPeople Funnies

You're in perfect health. Wait here while I check what you should take for that.

‹ Featured Cartoon

Click the image to view, print, share and comment on today's cartoon!

See the Cartoon

More Health and Weight Loss Cartoons

My diet says I can have 1800 calories per day. It doesn't say anything about NIGHT! This magazine says we can lose 50 pounds in a week by eating chocolate cake three times a day. Finally, a diet that makes sense! You know it's time to improve your diet when you get carpal tunnel from dipping french fries in ketchup! To prevent a heart attack, take one aspirin every day. Take it out for a run, then take it to the gym, then take it for a bike ride… To keep my computer healthy, I download five digital fruits and vegetables every day.
I think he's spending too much time with the kids. It's not a rash, it's moss. You need to start being more active than a tree. If my math is correct, we only gained 0.000976521 pounds per second on our cruise. I pay you five pebbles a session to be my personal trainer, but all we ever do is swim! Sorry, I've got a huge carb craving and there's nothing in the kitchen but meat and cheese!
We don't have a diet menu, but for $3.99 you can lick the stains off a tablecloth. You know you're a SparkPeople member when you try to pay in SparkPoints at the supermarket.

More Cartoons: (364 total)
[21]