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That's why you've never seen an overweight mime. They pretend to eat pizza, they pretend to eat candy, they pretend to eat ice cream… I'm incognito. I lost 20 pounds, and I don't want it to find me again! I'm eating twice as many vegetables as I used to!... Two times nothing is still nothing! I'm the Workout Fairy. I'm here to tighten your abs!
I try to eat at least 100 grams of fat per meal. I'm building up my immunity to cholesterol. Someplace hot enough to melt fat the moment I step on to the beach! If dieting and exercise make us hungry, then the key to weight loss is eating and napping! I had my plumber install new pipes. I got tired of fretting about my cholesterol!
To break through a weight-loss plateau, increase your walking to 40 hours a day, 9 days a week. All I want to do is lie around all day. This isn't helping. It's a multimedia slide presentation explaining how I can live a happy, health and productive life without broccoli. If you lose weight, you'll have more energy. Why do you think they call it FATigue?

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