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You need to incorporate some stretching into your fitness routine, so I glued all of your snacks to the ceiling!

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How come nobody else thinks I'm as wonderful as my dog does? Our bodies store fat so we can survive during times when the supermarket is closed. You know you're a SparkPeople member when you can have an entire conversation about emoticons. I printed your diet with a large font to make the portions look bigger. I recommend yo-yo dieting. Lower a yo-yo into your food, eat whatever sticks to the yo-yo.
Something to make the world look sane again-- is there an app for that? Be careful-- sometimes it's a green lollipop and sometimes it's a brussels sprout! Tomatoes, corn syrup, vinegar, water, salt. See, there are no cats in catsup! Our diet spaghetti is exactly the same as our regular spaghetti, except you plant, cultivate, harvest and grind your own wheat. How many times should I push the elevator button to equal the same calories as taking the stairs?
Less flying… more walking. If I follow 5 different diets at the same time, one of them is bound to work!

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