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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.

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I like Italian dressing on my salad, but I'm trying to reduce my dependence on foreign oil. Lifting weights can help relieve your night sweats and hot flashes. It will make you strong enough to carry an air conditioner up to your bedroom. What's wrong with empty calories? If they're empty, that means there's nothing bad in them! Potato chips are diet food. The vibrations from loud crunching loosens your fat cells!
Those are your three wishes? Chocolate-flavored lettuce, chocolate-flavored chicken and chocolate flavored tuna! Of course donuts are good for you. They're hole grain! What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!
I found you a donor for an attitude transplant. It's a pacemaker for your heart, plus you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas! If you swallow potato chips without chewing, they act like little snowplows and clear all the cholesterol out of your arteries! I didn't start gaining weight until my boss sent me to that personal growth seminar!

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