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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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I had my plumber install new pipes. I got tired of fretting about my cholesterol! To break through a weight-loss plateau, increase your walking to 40 hours a day, 9 days a week. All I want to do is lie around all day. This isn't helping. It's a multimedia slide presentation explaining how I can live a happy, health and productive life without broccoli. If you lose weight, you'll have more energy. Why do you think they call it FATigue?
Finally, a food label I can understand! Each serving contains 10 grams of fat and 5 grams of thin. I use aerobics music for my ringtone. Every time I get a call, I can sneak in an extra 15-second workout! Have a wonderful time at the ball, Cinderella, but remember-- at midnight the hors d'oeuvres turn into hips and thighs! The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient. The vet says I need a hobby. I thought eating and sleeping were my hobbies!
Napping is the best activity for weight loss. I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! I want you to trim the fat from our budget. And to keep everyone happy, cut out the carbs too.

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