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I use aerobics music for my ringtone. Every time I get a call, I can sneak in an extra 15-second workout! Have a wonderful time at the ball, Cinderella, but remember-- at midnight the hors d'oeuvres turn into hips and thighs! The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient. The vet says I need a hobby. I thought eating and sleeping were my hobbies!
Napping is the best activity for weight loss. I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! I want you to trim the fat from our budget. And to keep everyone happy, cut out the carbs too. Belly button enlargement is a popular alternative to other types of weight loss surgery. It's made from seaweed, bee pollen, fish oil and organic dirt, but the magazine says it tastes exactly like chocolate cake!
I have a confession. I bought the treadmill to cover a stain on the carpet. Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world pressing down on you! These ear plugs will help you stick to your diet. When you wear them, you can't hear snacks calling your name from the kitchen. I wish eating was more like investing. No matter how much I feed my mutual fund, it keeps getting smaller!

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