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If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!

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Fried pork rinds are the perfect diet snack. They crunch so loud, you can't hear the beer or pizza commercials! Our new product has no fat, no cholesterol, no calories, no sugar, no salt and no preservatives. The box is empty, but it has exactly what everyone wants! Explain to me again why we need gluten-free ink in our printers. I don't have a dog. I want to install it around my refrigerator.
I like Italian dressing on my salad, but I'm trying to reduce my dependence on foreign oil. Lifting weights can help relieve your night sweats and hot flashes. It will make you strong enough to carry an air conditioner up to your bedroom. What's wrong with empty calories? If they're empty, that means there's nothing bad in them! Potato chips are diet food. The vibrations from loud crunching loosens your fat cells!
Those are your three wishes? Chocolate-flavored lettuce, chocolate-flavored chicken and chocolate flavored tuna! Of course donuts are good for you. They're hole grain! What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? I found you a donor for an attitude transplant.

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