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I've been watching the Food Channel all day and I haven't seen one good recipe for socks!

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I try to eat at least 100 grams of fat per meal. I'm building up my immunity to cholesterol. Someplace hot enough to melt fat the moment I step on to the beach! If dieting and exercise make us hungry, then the key to weight loss is eating and napping! I had my plumber install new pipes. I got tired of fretting about my cholesterol! To break through a weight-loss plateau, increase your walking to 40 hours a day, 9 days a week.
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