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You know you're getting too much fat in your diet when your freckles are made of pepperoni!

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My doctor wants me to reach a normal weight. But if everyone is heavy now, then overweight is the new normal! You have many weight-loss options: gastric bypass, donut shop bypass, pizza parlor bypass, buffet bypass… Our new product has no fat, no cholesterol, no calories, no sugar, no salt and no preservatives. The box is empty, but it has exactly what everyone wants! Explain to me again why we need gluten-free ink in our printers. I don't have a dog. I want to install it around my refrigerator.
I like Italian dressing on my salad, but I'm trying to reduce my dependence on foreign oil. Lifting weights can help relieve your night sweats and hot flashes. It will make you strong enough to carry an air conditioner up to your bedroom. Potato chips are diet food. The vibrations from loud crunching loosens your fat cells! Those are your three wishes? Chocolate-flavored lettuce, chocolate-flavored chicken and chocolate flavored tuna! Of course donuts are good for you. They're hole grain!
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? I found you a donor for an attitude transplant.

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