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Spend more time outside with your dog. Teach him how to throw a stick for you to chase.

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I don't have a dog. I want to install it around my refrigerator. I like Italian dressing on my salad, but I'm trying to reduce my dependence on foreign oil. Lifting weights can help relieve your night sweats and hot flashes. It will make you strong enough to carry an air conditioner up to your bedroom. Potato chips are diet food. The vibrations from loud crunching loosens your fat cells! Those are your three wishes? Chocolate-flavored lettuce, chocolate-flavored chicken and chocolate flavored tuna!
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