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Spend more time outside with your dog. Teach him how to throw a stick for you to chase.

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Because criticizing your old girlfriends burns more calories than sitting quietly, that's why! Our Heart-Smart Pizza is tomato sauce, pepperoni, sausage, meatballs, and mozzarella cheese served on two defibrillator paddles. If you haven't exercised in awhile, you may need to stretch and warm up before you stretch and warm up. I'm 63 in dog years. Respect your elders and let me have the chair. I can't run early in the morning. When my buns of steel bang together, it sounds like two trash can lids!
First my ball rolled under the sofa, then my water dish was too warm, then the squeaker broke on my rubber pork chop. I've had a horrible day and I'm totally stressed out!!! I want you to switch from motor oil to omega-3 fish oil. It's a complex exercise machine, but we guarantee you'll lose 3 pounds putting it together! You know you're a SparkPeople member when you use 'spark' as a verb They want me to start walking! How many times a week should I walk? How fast? How far? What's my optimum aerobic heart rate? Do I have the right shoes?
I'm trying to be more active. Which one burns more calories, Twittering, Blogging or Googling? An aspirin a day will help prevent a heart attack if you have it for lunch instead of a cheeseburger.

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