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You know you're getting too much fat in your diet when your freckles are made of pepperoni!

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Maybe you wouldn't feel so tired if you stopped thinking of this as 'cardio'. I bought some running shoes, but all they want to do is watch TV. I want you to eat more carrots, potato chips, and crackers. Loud crunching scares away germs. My doctor told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas. Our diet lasagna is a hologram
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