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For years your teachers kept telling you to settle down and sit still. You can stop now.

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You are the apple of my eye, your sister is the banana of my ear, and your father is the peach of my nose. I tried jogging, but all that bouncing up and down made my beer too foamy! It's a new procedure. We can surgically implant tiny detour signs so food won't go to your thighs. If at first you don't succeed, take a nap. When life gives you lemons, take a nap. When the going gets tough, take a nap.
Aspirin is great for your heart! If used as a condiment, it ruins the taste of pizza, cheeseburgers, fries, ice cream… Office food pyramid They revised the Food Pyramind again. We're having a big meeting today to kick off our Employee Wellness Campaign. Did anyone remember to bring in soda and doughnuts?
It's an experimental procedure. Every time I sneeze, it unclogs my arteries! We're supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a day. Does a tantrum count? You are what you eat. If you want to reach a ripe old age, eat a lot of brown bananas. Potato chips, root beer, and cupcakes aren't an unhealthy lunch-- it's vegetarian!

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