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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.

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I hate to complain about my diet, but whining burns a lot of calories! It's OK to devour your competitors and gobble up smaller companies, but remember to have a few veggies, too! My personal trainer said Yoga would give me longer, sexier muscles, but it didn't work for me. The Grim Reaper is all bone and no muscle. I don't have to be in great shape to outrun him!
Running is bad for my knees. Not running is bad for everything else! You know you are a SparkPeople member when the scale is your friend and not your foe. Access requires a password, retina scan, fingerprint analysys and a DNA sample. It's the best refrigerator I've ever owned! It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.
I toss and turn all night and you won't count that as an eight-hour aerobic workout? The doctor told my husband to double his daily exercise, so now he changes channels with both hands! I had my plumber install new pipes. I got tired of fretting about my cholesterol! Gravity has lowered my chest, my stomach, and my butt! Why hasn't it lowered my cholesterol?

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