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I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded.

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Of course kids these days are overweight. The backpack adds 30 pounds! A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away! Our diet pizza is topped with pepperoni, sausage, cigarette butts, dead flies, ear wax and belly button lint. If the middle class is shrinking, why do I have to keep buying bigger pants?
I only lost one pound before I quit my diet. But if I can do that 50 times, I'll lose 50 pounds! I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake. I'm looking for something to make me smell thinner. If the brain is mostly made of fat, then gaining weight in college helps you get smarter!
Don't tell me to improve my diet. I ate a carrot once and nothing happened! I can't believe what my fleas are saying about me on their blog! I lick my paws because they're fat-free, sugar-free and calorie-free! That's what I hate about computers-- there's never anything yummy in the trash!

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