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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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MEMO: In the spirit of diversity, anyone offering food for thought must also provide a vegetarian version, as well as low-carb, low-fat, and Kosher versions. It's the most effective diet pill we sell. Chase it around the handball court for an hour a day. If we measure time in dog years, shouldn't we get fed 21 times a day? The Grim Reaper is all bone and no muscle. I don't have to be in great shape to outrun him! You can still enjoy a cocktail before dinner. Have you ever tried a fish oil martini?
Your belly button never does that? I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free. You know you're a SparkPeople member when you introduce yourself as your SparkPeople username! Okay, but each pound counts as a separate wish! I think diabetes is affecting my eyesight. I have trouble seeing the consequences of poor food choices.
Don't tell me to improve my diet. I ate a carrot once and nothing happened! A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away!

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