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I've been watching the Food Channel all day and I haven't seen one good recipe for socks!

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They say people eventually start to look like their dog. I need to find a dog who looks like George Clooney. You know you are a SparkPeople member when the scale is your friend and not your foe. I was going to get up early to go running, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1. I'm trying to squeeze 30 minutes of exercise into my daily schedule. Today I took 120 fifteen-second walks. I only lost one pound before I quit my diet. But if I can do that 50 times, I'll lose 50 pounds!
My friend Molly lost 6 pounds eating nothing but rawhide, tennis balls, and squeaky rubber pork chops! It's a pacemaker for your heart, plus you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas! Care for some freshly-ground fiber on your cheese fries? I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you think I can change my weight? Your new pacemaker includes a Pac-Man game that gobbles up the cholesterol in your arteries!
I'm prescribing a diet patch to repair the leak in your willpower I've always had a problem with authority figures. I even argue with my control-top pantyhose.

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