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Don't tell me to improve my diet. I ate a carrot once and nothing happened! A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away! Hounds used to find things using their sense of smell, but now I use a search tool called Google Nose! If the middle class is shrinking, why do I have to keep buying bigger pants? That's what I hate about computers-- there's never anything yummy in the trash!
I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake. We're supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a day. Does a tantrum count? I lick my paws because they're fat-free, sugar-free and calorie-free! You are what you eat. If you want to reach a ripe old age, eat a lot of brown bananas. I'm looking for something to make me smell thinner.
Our diet pizza is topped with pepperoni, sausage, cigarette butts, dead flies, ear wax and belly button lint. Potato chips, root beer, and cupcakes aren't an unhealthy lunch-- it's vegetarian!

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